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DRCs for Wednesday, January 30, 2002
Happy Crapmas, Ron.
    Holy crap I beat level 51 with Jiggly Puff too. What's the world coming too? Why couldn't I beat that level with Roy? He's so much cooler. -garman
 PMBorisStoke: And Sonic is better than both.
    I'm bleeding profusely. -Nintendorks ~Lite~
 PMBorisStoke: Calm down. This sort of thing is natural when your in the middle of having plastic surgery. Though talking certainly isn't natural . . . hmmm . . .
    Mother and son, sweet romance.
    Dear old father, has no pants. -VanRoosta
 PMBorisStoke: You're telling me that a son is going to think it romantic to be with his mum? Sure, the mom could be twisted, but I find it hard to believe that a son would want to do the hanky panky with his mum. And why on earth would the father not have any pants. He has to work don't he? You need pants for every job out there. Yes, even stripping because if you have nothing to take off then what's the bloody point.
    "*goes blind violently*" Ahahahaha!! I really need to spend more time here.

    Wait, no I don't. I was gone for almost two weeks, and I was still only one update behind. On the other hand, if I was around more often to send stuff in, you'd update more often. Meh. -hylien007
 PMBorisStoke: I find it humourous that we update about as frequent as the real Nintendorks and yet we're less popular. I also find it humourous that I can't quite seem to place where ham comes from on a pig.
    And while we're on the topic, when are you gonna give me my pants back? -Pezmaster
 PMBorisStoke: And now to be totally satisfied by not being humourous on purpose. I don't have your pants.
    Well boys, here is that pic of me you wanted o-so badly -ZeoGold's Mom
 PMBorisStoke: I don't know what's funnier. That the link you included didn't work or that I deleted it.
    Not exactly, but I could have. That and the joke (a high amount of dead staff and like 3 current staffers) would come off better.

    I almost worked here, actually. I even hosted a roundtable or something once or twice. Did those ever get posted or anything? -Revomak

 PMBorisStoke: I'm astonished by the fact that if you wanted a job here that you'd have it immediately. Oh, and the roundtable sucked so it never went up and the one that was kind of good was mysteriously deleted. I might put up the one that Aero sent me...maybe.
    Stoke's Agent Under Fire preview appears in both previes AND reviews. One of you lazy staffers should fix that. The insanity MUST be stopped! -hylien007
 PMBorisStoke: I assure you it isn't my fault. You see, I left it in the reviews part so that the other staffers would have an example on how to link a review when they actually did one. It's their fault for not typing up any reviews. I got the site ready for all this crap, updated the main page twice, created the dead staff section along with its brand new margins, and even typed a preview amidst school, a crappy home life, finals, the SAT, and a crappy run on sentence. They do update the UDRCs when they're supposed too, but by golly, I mean tarnation sam beckett.

Apology, by PMBorisStoke
Sorry, I've got a lot of built up anger what with the changing of my habitat and the fact that I had to take the SAT right after Finals this week. All should be well now. Of course, some guy I don't even know just cussed me out at school today because he knows my brother and I took his beer away because he was under age. Isn't it odd how I'm perceived as a bad guy (even by my parents) when all I did was take alcohol away from minors? What a tangled web I weave.

On a lighter note, I saw Kung Pow this weekend and it's so stupid that it is funny. If you don't like it then you just don't appreciate it or get it. Period.