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DRCs for Friday, Marcy 1, 2002
Spring Break, here I am.
Young Ostriches Bring Easter And Rolaids -VanRoosta
Cap'n Smite: Evil Aliens Took My Energy
Cap'n Smite: You just made the list.
I'd have made my UVibe entry funnier if I hadn't been so depressed at
the time. Anyway, it was funny to me - because I was quite insane at the time,
as well. I thought that much was obvious.
In conclusion, I find that I really can find no fondness in my heart for the
lemon chicken my dad made yesterday. But the rice was good.
The rice is always good. -Jai Deliete
Cap'n Smite: Yes...rice. *picks up phone* Hello, Psychiatric Hospital for the Mentally Insane? Yeah, I've got someone here you should probably meet...
Your page gives me script errors. -Ted Bunny
Cap'n Smite: Your name gives me visions of a serial killing rabbit.
I finally got my official GBA 2 GCN link cable in the mail today. I am
proud to say I'm not a chao breeding fanatic. I play the actual game only to
gain the upgrades or get rings to buy my chao's stuff! How amazing! -ZeoGold
Cap'n Smite: I assume you're talking about Sonic Advance and/or Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. Either way...whatever. Just be glad I didn't insult your mom.
Cap'n Smite: Interesting...my opinions have gained sentience. On the upside, life still doesn't suck as much as Zeo's mom. ZING!
Cap'n Smite: I hope you know that I now hate you more than I've ever hated Boris.
The new pole is making me think more then I normally should. Back when
Ninja Turtles was popular I was like most children in thinking Michealangelo was
the coolest because he was the biggest party animal. At least I'm pretty sure
thats why if I'm remembering correctly. But I managed to download an episode of
it less then a year ago and just like Mask and Bravestar I ended up thinking
myself a complete idiot for ever liking those shows and Michealangelo was the
dumbest of the whole bunch.
I then got thinking about who else would be my favorite Turtle. I first throught
of Leonardo since he's got cool ass swords, but he never gets to use them
properly being a children's show, so thats out of the question.
I then went onto Donatello and Raphael. I ended up picking Donatello since he's
the smartest and seemed to do the most with his staff. And I don't even remember
anything special for Raphael except that his weapons were easily found in toy
form in stores all over the place.
I was quite surprised to see Donatello and Raphael tied for first place as I
thought they would be the lowest.
Why did I just right all this when I have this hard ass cs assignment due
tomorrow? And why do I keep not working on my cs assignments and coming on the
internet and complaining about them? And why can't I find any Tang? -OmniLink
Cap'n Smite: Leo and Mike stole your Tang for thinking they suck. Cowabunga!
Penguins don't wear cowboy hats because they can't fit into chaps. You
have to complete the ensemble, you see. -garman
Cap'n Smite: You haven't gotten a girlfriend yet, have you?
"Perfect Dark 0: Salmon Expansion" starring Jo Bear!
Sometimes I crack myself up. This is not one of those times. -VanRoosta
Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Fan: Howzabout "Barnyard Bitches Gone Wild" starring Jo Mama?! How do you like them apples, VanRoosta?
Cap'n Smite: Apple sauce!
Are you ever going to add staff profiles to this site? On the subject of
an even more urgent issue, when are you going to re-name this place? -hylien007
Cap'n Smite: All in good time! We'd like to decide what changes will be made before we go about implementing them.
Actually, I think the last "U-Vibe" was better than the recent official
one with the E3 stuffs. -Sven
Cap'n Smite: You're only saying that because your entry didn't make it into the official Vibe.
Yeah, I know a guy who does some wildlife work on the weekends, he
shares the polar duty with somebody.
He's a Co-Bear! -VanRoosta
Cap'n Smite: SMITE!!! *punches VanRoosta in the face*)
There's no way these are getting posted, is there? -VanRoosta
Cap'n Smite: As you can plainly see, they were indeed posted. That way, EVERYONE can learn to hate you. See ya in Hell! =)
You know, I think I may be one of the only people in history who has a
beard and gels their hair. -OmniLink
Cap'n Smite: *raises hand* Think again, sparky. Before I had to shave my beard off because of work, I gelled my hair all the time. Having spiked hair without the gel is kinda hard.
Is there actualy a real update schedule? -VanRoosta
Cap'n Smite: Maybe there is. Maybe there isn't. The world may never know.
I Like Girls, by Cap'n Smite
Lately, it seems as though my life is spending more time in the toilet than that blue 2000 Flushes water. The way I see it, there are a few solutions to this problem.
1) Since I'm going to be transferring schools anyway, just withdraw now and work until I'm officially accepted into my new school (the Joe Kubert School of Cartoon and Graphic Art, for any board member that recalls the last majors thread).
2) Prozac and sex. With females. Hot females.
Your thoughts?
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