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DRCs for Friday, March 22, 2002
I hunger, coward!
PMBorisStoke: CABOODLES!
The multiplayer in James Bond: AUF is actually pretty good. The only map my friends and I play is the one where you have to save the VIP. We call the VIP the Canadian Prime Minister just because it's funner that way when you shoot him. If the three or four people who go to this site haven't played it yet, it's a good rent, if not buy.
-garman
PMBorisStoke: Is that VIP map a multi map or did you just start spontaneously talking about the single player story? If it's a multi map then I'm incredibly intrigued.
Spring Break is almost here for me, but it's slow coming. Anyone want to invent me a time machine?
-Prime Minister Boris Stoke of the Gophers
PMBorisStoke: Hmm . . . I must have already done it if I'm talking to myself right now.
JFG a DECENT game. DECENT. Sammit Smite, Maybe I'll shoot you with that clue gun of yours. Though I have no idea how shooting clues at you is going to help.
-hylien007
PMBorisStoke: You don't know what a clue gun is? Well, I guess I can't expect much from an extra in Resident Evil.
Oh! Oh! i'm in love! It's a true band geek union. April 2001, our school band went to Myrtle Beach for a festival of some sort, and this involved an absolutely massive busride. Well, it just so happened that one way or another, I ended up talking to this great girl. The only problem was that she was 3 years younger than me. I guess it would be a bad idea to ask her out.
Fast forward to September 2001. I was attending college at this point, but
pretty much every weekend, I'd come home and visit people. Well, the girl from
the bus trip was almost always involved. At first, it was with friends, then it
just ended up the two of us watching movies and such in my basement. But she
was still only 15...
November 2001. I'd been in contact with her over the internet, and one day, she
IMed me, telling me that I'm the only guy she could see herself spending the
rest of her life with. I realized that I really liked this girl, and I honestly
couldn't give a damn about her age.
5 months later, we're more in love and I'm writing about it to a fansite of a
fansite. I have no witty way to end this.
-Pezmaster
PMBorisStoke: It's now time for some honest advice. If she thinks she is in love at the age of 15/16 then you should prepare yourself for some weirdness. There's just something weird about someone who hasn't fully matured yet that says they're in love. Mind you I suppose it can happen that one could be mature enough to be in love at that age, but if that's happened before I've never heard about it.
Thanks to the lights in both washrooms here deciding to burn out at the same time and not being able to replace them till the day after. I now know I can cleanly take a crap and wipe my bum in near complete darkness. I am somewhat proud of this accomplishment.
-OmniLink
PMBorisStoke: You're only just now figuring that out? I thought everyone was using the water closet in the dark until Eternal Darkness came out.
Hangin' out, coolin' relaxing or smfnsin', shootin' some b-ball outside
of the pool, when a couple of guys, who were up to no good, started making
trouble in my neighbourhood. I got in one little fight, and my mom got scared,
and said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle to Belair!" I whistled for a
cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there was a dice
in the mirror! I thought that, if anything, this cab was ware, but I thought man
forget it, "yo home to Belair!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8, and I
yelled to the cabbie "yo home, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was
finally there, to sit on my throne, as the prince of Belair.
-Will Smith
PMBorisStoke: Stop grinning and just remake Blazing Saddles already.
Why are we walking like this?
-ZeoGold
PMBorisStoke: It was your idea to join Bally.
My isp changed the domain name for my ftp space. Now all of my old posts on the messages boards I frequent will have that stupid red X as my avatar. I also had download my entire site, and upload to the new, more "User Friendly" server. Curse them to hell!
-ZeoGold
PMBorisStoke: You're right. I should take up hockey.
Hi dorks, I thought I might as well clue you in to why my latest adventure, on that "Dinosaur Planet" is being delayed. You see during the production of the game, I knocked up that fox chick I'm sure you all have seen in the previews. Well, when I refused to marry her, or even pay her, she got a lawyer and tried to sue me for the child support. The case is still pending, but those damn legal guys froze my assetts, including STFA! Now, I have to go through a crapload of litigation, which may take afew months. You may be asking, "McCloud, your just the star of the game, you don't own it, Rareware does." That would be where you are wrong. After the mainstream failure of DK64 and CBFD Rare needed some help. In exchnge for the money, Rare sold me their Dinosaur Planet project, which I soon made my own. Also, Falco is in jail for molesting young turkey's.
-Fox McCloud
PMBorisStoke: (type response here)
I bet you won't post my IP.
-ZeoGold
PMBorisStoke: I'm not taking that bet. My left hand doesn't even know what my right hand is doing, let alone my brain knowing what I'm typing. For food. You know?
Ha ha! I beat you all with my score of 42,878 in "The Crash Site"!!! -VanRoosta
PMBorisStoke: If you didn't send that information where you were supposed to then you didn't beat anyone, but yourself.
Under Fire, by PMBorisStoke
If there really is a cat in this world then I will be the proud owner of Agent Under Fire by next Friday. What a happy day it will be. I'll either be the owner of that or Diablo II and I'm hoping for Agent Under Fire. However, for now I have to do a report on Sweden, Finland, or Russia for Sociology. No need to wish me luck. I've got this weird thing sitting on my neck with the zelda theme stuck in it.
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