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DRCs for Friday, May 3rd, 2002
No, YOU stop eating the battery!
For the record, the site didn't reach a new low. It's only new if you
include Sven's counting. A few weeks ago, I did the same thing, but Boris
called me a communist and deleted all but one. And he turned that one into a
Blossom reference.
By the way, have you gotten around to redistributing the wealth and uniting the
workers around here? I don't see enough samned socialistic ideals around here!
- Pezmaster
Oni Locke: Okay, mom. I'll get right to work on establishing that Communist Regime and annihilating any semblance of order.
Woops...dart in your neck.
- Garman
Oni Locke: Samnit, how many times do I have to tell you that this ISN'T some Animal Planet special on the natural habitat of the members of NDork ~Lite~???
Oni Locke: Indeed it is a pemis.
What's all this about some secret message board and website? The people
demand to know the truth!
Or pemis sporn, whichever comes first.
- Marioshoku
Oni Locke: You know, read the site more and you may figure out what's going on. Oh yeah, pemis sporns are also good.
Just so you know, you didn't put Sven's submissions in the correct
order.
- NintenDolphin
Oni Locke: And just so you know, I don't give a samn.
VanRoosta is a f****** dickhead! I didn't send any UDRC's yesterday, and
what do I see? A bunch of numbers with my name attached to them! Why do I blame
VanRoosta? Who else would do that? Oh, and from now on I shall be known here as
Sven the Great, to prevent something like this from ever happening again.
- Sven the Great, formerly known at ~Lite as Sven
Oni Locke: Are you done talking yet? No? Good. Shorten that name before I shorten it for you, son.
Seriously, that wasn't me.
- Sven the Great
Oni Locke: Seriously, shorten that name.
what the hell is this site about? i found a link in somebody's signature
in the nintendorks forums. i'm thinking it's a knockoff of www.nintendorks.com
for fun, or a temporary home until the NDORK server goes back up, i dunno.
explain plzsirkthxasl
- Floydthebarber
Oni Locke: It was created to take the place of NDork when it was down, as it is now. However, We have made a new site that will be a hundred times sexier and that will debut very soon. So there.
Sorry to dissapoint anybody, but I in fact sent in none of last weeks
UDRCs.
- VanRoosta
Oni Locke: This is me caring. Oh wait, I don't.
Oni Locke: *Gasp* Mistah Crimson Head!!! How I wuv you so! Pweaz visit me more often!
update so I can see my messages!
- NintenDolphin
Oni Locke: I'm gonna go with "learn to use correct punctuation and spelling."
Let me explain why I have not played conker in a while. I absolutely
hate the voice acting, and the paltforming action is typical rare which =
boring. Also the cut scenes drive me insane.
Also I bought Resident evil and besides the graphics, I cannot see why this game
is supposed to be so great. And didn't japan get a memery card with their copy
of RE. Did NoA rip us off?
- ZeoGold
Oni Locke: First of all, did I SAY that I cared about why you weren't playing Conker? Second, RE kicks monkey, you ungrateful bastard. You shall burn! Oh, and the memory card thing, who cares? 8 blocks isn't gonna kill me.
Do you get these when I send them in Mozilla?
- VanRoosta
Oni Locke: Apparently we do.
Hello Wolverine!
- VanRoosta
Oni Locke: Take it away, Wolvey.
Wolverine: Hey Bub!
Greetings Panda!
- VanRoosta
Oni Locke: Panda, bear, same thing.
Am I dead or something?
- OmniLink
Oni Locke: Last I checked, yes.
Pemis Sporns, by Oni Locke
A pemis sporn, for those who don't know, is something that marioshoku, Josh, Boris and I came up with while in an all-California-Ndorks chat. Well, it was a joint project, where everyone contributed, except me. Wait, did I? I forget. Not like it matters. As for how we came to pemis sporn, I'm not telling, so go frell yourself or do ZeoGold's mom, both of which you probably do on a regular basis anyways.
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