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DRCs for Monday, May 6th, 2002
"Up, Up, and Away, web!"
"We hire anyone who asks, and I find that amusing."
COUGH. COUGH.
-Sniick
Cap'n Smite: If you wanna ask properly, you should be on your knees, smiling like a doughnut, and walking like a chicken.
This Just in, I'm a jackass.
-ZeoGold
Cap'n Smite: Funny...I was just thinking the same thing about VanRoosta. Wait...what's this?
I've been playing RE for a while now and still think that it sucks.
Sure, it's the most graphically amazing game I own, but I still hate. I think
I'll trade it in for eternal darkness, when that gem comes out.
-ZeoGold
Cap'n Smite: Ok...you're jackass comment sticks.
Man, you go away for a week and everyone forgets you exist. I am of
course refering to the list of invitees for the new site premier, all of which I
know I come here more than, some of which I don't think have ever been here. I
think this warrants me heavily extending my hiatus from Nintendorks to see how
much more I can be forgotten. Damn, making this drc isn't helping that goal
though.
-OmniLink
Cap'n Smite: I can't really recall at the moment, but I think you might have been suggested by one of the other staffers. All I know is that my choices were DENIED!
Pop quiz hot shot:
Which is better: flash grenade in the mouth or knife in the head?
-garman
Cap'n Smite: Hmmmmm...I'll have to say the flash grenade (although, I think you mean stun gun). Why? Because with the stun gun, there's at least an excuse as to why you can't get it back. With the dagger, however, I don't see why you can't just pull it out of the zombies' heads once they die...again.
So... my invite must have gotten lost in the (e-)mail, right?
-VanRoosta
Cap'n Smite: Yeah. That's it. That's it exactly...*jabs dagger into Roosta's skull and runs away*
And now, a public service announcement:
If you're not planning on seeing Spider-Man, you may have brain damage. Go see
your local neurologist.
-marioshoku
George Lucas: *cries like a school girl*
Cap'n Smite: Star Wars fan or not, I still agree that Spidey is going to trounce the Force this summer!
Stan Lee: Excellsior!
Good grief!! I have dedicated my whole life to this site and I don't
get invited to the premier!??!
-NintenDolphin
Cap'n Smite): Your whole life? *hits with a stun gun and runs away*
Jedi Outcast Rules!!!!!!!
-ZeoGold
Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Fan: Shut up! I f*cked your mother in the ass last night!
So, you guys still don't want me to join your website. Come On! I have
little to no html, skills, horrible spelling, and I never proffread. Don't pass
me along, or you'll be missing a lot.
-ZeoGold
Cap'n Smite: Say the three magic words that start with a "K," a "B," and an "N," and we might possibly think about it.
All I wanted was to send Boris a scented candle...
-VanRoosta
Cap'n Smite: Awwwww! Two Nintendorks have found love with each other! *giggles like schoolgirl*
What?! Lord Ridley was chosen over me? That's shit! He's never even
visited this place.
-Sven the Great
Cap'n Smite: Oh bitch bitch bitch! My first two nominees (chibi and ChrisV82) weren't chosen, so I don't want to hear it from you!
Doing Whatever A Smiter Can, by Cap'n Smite
Why are you sitting here reading this? You should be out watching Spider-Man! Or playing Resident Evil! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!
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