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DRCs for Thursday, November 1, 2001
Simply Soda
Why dont more people send in DRC's? This sucks. We should come up with some way to get more senders. My idea is "free shampoo" because everyone needs shampoo. Right? Try washing your hair without it...
-Goober
PMBorisStoke: That's a very intriguing idea. However, it would work best if we eliminated all other ways of obtaining shampoo. I think a better idea would be to offer free GameCubes...but that would cost a pretty penny.
A couple nights ago when I couldn't sleep I remembered that line from the children's book Charelottes Web about not being able to sleep when your stomach is empty and your mind is full. That also got me to remember that at the end of the story the spider laid an egg and had a bunch of children. That made me realize that at some point in the book the author skipped out on the hot spider sex that must have ensued.
-OmniLink
PMBorisStoke: What I really want to know is who the father is. And how does he think he's going to support all those kids?
You people seem pretty low on DRC's lately. Well, since I'm lazy, I'll just be sending in random Simpsons quotes in hopes that they'll be posted.
Enjoy!
"This year, we must go forwards, not backwards, upwards, not forwards, and
always twirling, twirling, TWIRLING towards freedom!"
-El Luchadore Magnifico
PMBorisStoke: I was going to avoid posting the quote to be hilarious in a sick twisted sort of way, but I like that quote. You got lucky . . . this time.
Tell ME to bother Boris, will you, WDIIA? That comment was supposed to go into the late Tuesday UDRCs. Oh well. What's done is done.
At any rate...is it a God-send that Gamecube is coming out the same week that I
have a week long Thanksgiving break, or is that mere coincidence? Either way,
that's just one more thing for me to be thankful for.
-Cap'n Smite
PMBorisStoke: Funny, this UDRC doesn't bother me. You lose again, Cap'n Smite.
There I was stocking shelves at Toys R Us on the night shift when I took a break to go to the bathroom and came across the Playstation display. I noticed no one was around and I anticipated the joy I was about to receive from this machine before me. With lightening like reflexes I snatched up a controller and pulled the whole display to the ground. I proceeded to smash it and kick the everliving crap out of it before many of my coworkers pulled me off of the display all the while I'm raving like a lunatic that nintendo is the best and Playstation sucks goat balls!!! Needless to say I got fired and am banned for life from Toys R Us.
-Deez Nutz
PMBorisStoke: You did all of that in lieu of playing around with the GameCube kiosk?
I am too reading. Also, there is Bart Simpson cereal on the market now as well. Although the Homer Simpson's donut ring cereal is better.
Mmm... Nintendo fruit snacks!
-Jai Deliete
PMBorisStoke: Nothing and I mean nothing beats the ill-fated Jurassic Park crunch. Not only did it leave all other cereals behind, but it totally ripped off Lucky Charms to do it.
Disconcerting Realization, by PMBorisStoke
As our loyal readers (::snickers::) would know, I have been trying to get a job at my local TRU just as Goober is. Funny thing is, I turned in my application about a week ago. No biggie, I didn't expect to be called immediately. However, this person I know waltzed in there this Monday and got hired on the bloody spot. Let's never mind the fact that he already had a job which he now has quit. I need a job and he's getting jobs all over the place! He shall be stopped. Someday.
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