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DRCs for Friday, November 2nd, 2001
I shot a cow today.
Ouch Boris, thats gotta suck. Still, they may be calling you anyways
for seasonal work, which I fear I may fall prey to, but hey its cash. Final
interview (finally!) tomorrow. I just need some godamned monies!! For
Gamecube. And prostitutes. -Goober
Morts2005: Prostitutes are good bad.
speaking of Simply Soda, once I got an empty, sealed can of Simply Soda
in a case. Some people thought it was a joke can since its a crappy, unknown
brand. Not suprisingly we haven't bought that for many years. -OmniLink
Morts2005: I hear that RC Cola is expecting to sell their second bottle soon. Should be exciting.
I just got up from a small nap so of course my hair is messed up a
little. I tried flatening it out but it didn't work so I just started messing
around with it and now it looks exactly like Egon's hair from the Ghostbusters
cartoon. -OmniLink
Morts2005: That's the first sign that you should shave your head.
I just got back from Walmart and I now have a nifty new Gamecube
pamphlet. My Walmart sucks though. They have started putting up a Gamecube
section and all, and there is a monitor to show off the system.....BUT THE
MONITOR'S BROKEN!! How are they going to do this. Five feet away a couple of
hippies were playing that black coffee table of a system, ecksbocks. I was glad
they were over there because I didn't want those burnouts to be anywhere near my
broken Gamecube monitor. I gave it a hug so it would feel better and then
talked to my hot asian friend who works at Walmart. Moral of the story: asian
chicks are hot. -garman
Morts2005: What about ugly asian chicks? Are they hot too?
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
...Sorry, but I just watched Monty Python and want to say/type that... -Sniick
Morts2005: I don't get it.
I guess I'll send in a UDRC. It's supposedly quick and painless, except
for this sharp, shooting pain in my side. What is that? -garman
Morts2005: It's your lighter. It happened to a friend of mine, too.
I shot a cow today. -Morts2005
Morts2005: I know.
Socio-Political Ramifications, by Morts2005
I'm the only freshman in my Spanish class. I'm also the only person in the class getting an A. In my last two years of Spanish I got straight B's.
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