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DRCs for Tuesday, November 6th, 2001
More trouble than its worth, and I like it that way.
    In all my years of vast wisdom and education, I still cannot figure out why individually packaged peanut butter slices are so damn good. - garman
 Goober: You were just looking in the wrong places. Did you check the label?
    I'm afraid Revomak's warning came too late, now my hair doesn't absolutely need combing in the morning and seems to keep sticking up on its own. - OmniLink
 Goober: Now look what you've done. You know thats never going to grow back, and you are forever stuck with short, attentive hair. And you just look plain stupid now, I am sure.
    In related news, I bought a case of canned orange juice. - OmniLink
Goober: If this is "related" news it must be from some screwy dysfunctional family. Unless the orange juice happened to cut your hair and give you your current "freak" look.
    These UDRCs have the same kind of pointless coments as the Q&A thread. - OmniLink
Goober: I shall take that as a compliment to our fine, reader friendly service. Most people dont even cater to such nonesense, yet we at Nintendorks ~Lite~ seem to strive on it.
    I laughed at the Moot thing too. Gotta love Nintendorks Lite Staffers inside jokes.

    Leans back and pretends to be Nintendorks Lite staff. - Revomak

 Goober: *leans back and pretends not to be a Nintendorks Lite staffer* Wow, sucks to be you guys.
    Holy Shit! Did I forget the asterices? - Revomak
 Goober: As a matter of fact, you did. *points and laughs with help of asterices*
    Does anyone within your great fortress of Nintendork brilliance know how to surpass a firewall? It's driving me crazy not being able to experience the Nintendorky goodness at school... - El Luchadore Magnifico
 Goober: I have no clue. If life were an RPG, I would suggest some sort of "ice shield". But alas, this is the internet and not an RPG, as far as I can tell. Try asking the ACTUAL Nintendorks, they seem to know more. Or ask someone in our forums, located right in that sidebar thingy there.
    I think its safe to say that if this site exploded tomorrow I would be the only person to miss it, excluding anyone else who "works" here of course, if they still care...jeez. God damned lack of people. Isnt there some way to rejuvinate this town?! Think brain, think! I got nothing...other than the "start making a purpose to sending in DRC's, topic wise or something" but, who would catch that one. We could always try it. - Goober
 Goober: Thats a stupid idea. Where did you come up with something so utterly "crap" anyways?

Goober: You idiot, you DO work here, and that was YOUR idea.

    why did you reincarnate as a rock? -
Goober: Because I love the texture.
    What if I don't WANT TO PULL OUT THE GIANT ERASER?! Huh?! WHAT THEN?! How AM I SUPPOSED to CLEAR MY MESSAGE. WE'RE DOOMED! - Wippersnapper
 Goober: I would suggest highlighting the text, and hitting delete. But you are probaly right about that "doomed" thing anyways. We dont stand a chance...
    Should everyone send in UDRCs? Well, am I catholic? - The Pope
 Goober: No, you are just the head of the Catholic church because you won the position in a game of poker. The old Pope is out there shirtless and big funny hatless on the streets thanks to you.
    If the Roman Empire still existed would it be the source of gaming systems? - Prime Minister Boris Stoke of the Gophers
 Goober: I doubt it. I cant remember a single game made by Italy. I bet we would have had a sequel to Kid Icarus a lot sooner though. Even though Kid Icarus is Greek. Nothing beats cultural assimilation...
    Is everybody dancin'? And, if so, are they dancin' for me? - Jai Deliete
 Goober: Everyone was dancing, but then you showed up. Good job Jai, way to kill the party.
    Hey Goob, welcom to the staff and stuff. So how's your first day going? - hylien007
 Goober: The fact that you didnt say "last day" tells me that its going pretty well.
    I've noticed Morts sending in many DRCs lately, trying to improve the quality of the UDRCs by merely gracing them with his presence. He's missing two major factors:
    Quality and Quantity.
    He's not important enough to improve the DRCs with his presence. In contrast, I am. He also doesn't send enough DRCs. (though it wouldn't matter, as quality is the most important factor here) I have sent many a UDRC for you to comment on. Thus, I am making your first day easier by gracing it with MY wonderous presence. - hylien007
 Goober: Those are all good points, really.
    We're less than 3 months old, and we already have a own tradition... Good work Mizar, keep up with the lack of Monday updates! - hylien007
 Goober: Tonight I kick off the "Late Tuesdays" run as well. What a site!
    Brian Twomey is a jackass. - hylien007
 Goober: Whoever he is, I agree. No one steals my name like that!
    I'm going to a "Just For Laughs" comedy festival tonight. Should be fun. - hylien007
 Goober: Why the hell else would one go to a comedy festival?!
    Blockbuster has nintendo gummy candy that comes in a little plastic Gameboy Advance case. Inside, there are Mario, Yoshi, Link, DK, and DK jr...in gummy form. Nothing in a long while has given me the satisfaction of biting DK jr.'s head off. That little bastard. - garman
 Goober: I am sure they could have come up with something more original than DK and DK Jr. in the same product. Maybe this is alluding to some sort of DK Jr. revival. the lack of hidden text around here scares me...

The Bottom Part, by Goober
Yeah, so I am done now. Tune in next week for another exciting, late, edition of the UDRC's with Goober, right here at Nintendorks ~Lite~! *Cue music...and fade to black* Whew, glad that crap is over. Really though folks, its been fun, be sure to write in tomorrow complaining about how I sucked, just to get more stuff going on!!