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DRCs for Saturday, November 10, 001
These are worse every week. Someone please return my wit to me.
Goober, I wasn't trying to insult you. I honestly do think that you did
a sexcellent job on the Tuesday UDRCs. My comments were meant to insult WDIIA
by basically saying he's worse than Survivor. But seeing as WDIIA only got 2
UDRCs that day, I feel kinda bad for the ol' chap. No, wait...that's just gas.
Sorry.
OmniLink: Damn fine job on Thursday. Methinks guest answerers should be
implemented more often. -Cap'n Smite
hylien007: That's just because you want to answer. Which won't happen. Boris has more pull around here than you'd think.
Morts2005: Moo.
Would you be interested in some nude self portraits I made? -Whoopie Goldburg
hylien007: Depends on what you look like. If you look anything like Whoopi Goldberg, then do the world a favor and don't let anyone ever see those pictures.
Morts2005: No one that was ever on Star Trek needs to be seen nude. Except Jeri Ryan.
Today I sold 18 GBA's. -ZeoGold
hylien007: Today I bought 18 GBA's. You're one hell of a salesman.
Morts2005: Hey! I'm missing 18 GBA's!
Have you checked out the new Soundblaster Audigy Card, it is sweet!
Tones of awesome anlogue and digital inputs and outputs. Combined with the
input/outout capibilities, I can master any format, and edit like never before!
Haaaa! -ZeoGold
hylien007: Unless you're planning on sending me one, there shall be no mention of great products I don't own.
Morts2005: Indeed.
You forced me to do this.... I feel so dirty -ZeoGold
hylien007: I didn't force you to do anything. It's not like I held a gun to your head. Well it's not like I pulled the trigger or anything. Okay, well it's not like the gun was loaded. Well, it wasn't fully loaded... You survived! Now quit your complaining!
Morts2005: Hey! Where'd my gun go?
hylien007: Well, don't apologize to me! You apologise to our readers! All two of 'em. And while you're at it, you better apologise to me too!
Morts2005: I don't recall being sorry.
Why dd hylien007 cross the road? -Survivor
hylien007: Obviously, I'm stalking the chicken.
Morts2005: *Shoots chicken.*
Parting Words, by hylien007
My comments and responses get worse every week. The dream is over.
Morts2005: I love myself.
hylien007: That's disgusting. And who the hell do think you are? You made my DRCs even less funny by responding to EVERY comment.
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