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DRCs for Saturday, November 17th, 2001
This site is still linked to Vacationdorks. Some people around here need to get off their lazy asses.
    Thanksgiving was rather annoying this year. No ice cream. Turkey, yes, but no ice cream. I also couldn't help, but feel cheated out of GameCube the entire time.

    What a tangled web we weave. -Prime Minister Boris Stoke of the Gophers
hylien007: You and your tangled webs. And while we're on the subject, I'd just like to gloat and say that I've been playing the hell out of my Gamecube lately.

    I did upgrade, you dumbass. I'm using Netscape 6.2, so fix your damn site. -
hylien007: Why would I upgrade the site? I don't know how, and I don't even know who you are. Next time, type your name into the entry box.

    Oh, and my hiccups are gone. -VanRoosta
hylien007: That news would be fantastic if I cared.

    This site has a nice design. -Matt Davidson
hylien007: I have no idea if this is really Matt Davidson or not, but I really don't care. I'm going to pretend that a REAL nintendorks staffer sent this site praise, and I'm going to be ecstatic. I suggest you do the same.

    haha, Boris actually takes down his christmas lights. -OmniLink
hylien007: Yeah, where's the efficiency in that? If you don't take them down, you don't have to put them back up. What a novel idea.

    I have managed to do the impossible. I have managed to mess up making Kraft Dinner. And not just regular macaroni and cheese, KD Easy Mac. I forgot about it in the microwave so put some more water in and put it in for another minute. Now its all mushy and runny.
    Registraral Services better not find out about this or I'm likely to get kicked out of residence. -OmniLink
hylien007: You think that's bad, you should taste my sister's KD. She does everything right, we stand around her and tell her what to do. She watches it carefully, and no one can ever tell what she's doing wrong. But when she's done, it's TOXIC.

    Hylien is in second place in the poll only surpassed by equal hatred for all the staff.
    The lesson taught here is hate rules over all.
    um...go to hell, kiss my ass, eat squirrel turd, take a bath in wild boar urine, your mother has facial hair and you're going to die alone and cubeless. -OmniLink
hylien007: Alone, maybe. But cubeless, impossible. I love my Cube. *hugs Gamecube* And my name is NOT spelled with a capital "H". I don't know why, I just don't like it that way.

    Well, for what little good it'll do you, I just wanted to let you guys know one thing:

    I love you guys. -JaiDeliete
hylien007: And we love you. Just so you know, I'd love you a lot more if you would sign on AIM or ICQ every so often. Talk to me!

    After a little bit of thought, I might as well try out being a regular UDRC answerer, unless theres a bunch of people wanting to guess answer a few times, which I'll also be up for instead of being a regular answerer. The one time I've done it, it was pretty good, almost to the extent of making me feel like a somebody.
    Got a new email that I've yet to use for anything, if any details need to be sent:
    ironchefhyrule@hotmail.com -OmniLink
hylien007: I posted your e-mail address for two reasons:
A) I want people to spam you. Not that they will, as no one reads this site.
2) I'm too lazy to e-mail you, but I think you should get the job. So I'll let some other staff member do it. Or not, maybe someone else already got the job.


    Don't tell Boris, but I used my "connections" to get Morts put in that russian prison.
    "connections" being I hooked up Dr. No with some good anime servers, but I think he's wandered off into the realm of hentai. That mechanical hand of his is probably coming in useful now, or maybe not useful. I don't really want to give the the reprecussions of spanking it with a hand that can crush rocks much thought. -OmniLink
hylien007: I don't want to give ANYTHING in that comment much thought.

    Man, I got the worst case of the blue monkey balls you've ever seen. -garman
hylien007: I have absolutely nothing to say to that. I considered the obvious Super Monkey Ball jokes, but they're just too obvious.

    Yawn. -VanRoosta
hylien007: My DRCs aren't THAT bad. Check your calendar again, it isn't Wednesday.


It's The Philosopher's Stone!, by hylien007

It's time to end the site. It was fun while it lasted, but we all knew it had to come to an end. I've made my decision, and when the next Vibe goes up, I'm gone. If any of you want to keep updating, go ahead, but you'll have to do it without my razor-sharp wit.
I'm sure I'll say this again when I leave, but thanks to everybody who supported us; it's been a lot of fun. When you've sent DRCs, you really have made my day. This site has become the highlight of my Saturday's, and I can't believe I'm going to have to leave it behind.
I'm really going to miss this place...