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DRCs for Survivor Sunday, August 27, 2001
Super powers, surprises, and the best DRCs EVER.
Special message from Survivor
O.k., this is the weekly special edition of the DRCs. It's special cause it's hosted by me. Let's all do our part to make every Survivor Sunday better than the last. For starters, it needs a better name. Next week, if you want, make up a better name, and post it with your DRC. The best name wins a prize. Also, Jai, your secret is safe with me. Ooooooh, mysterious...
Dear God, why is your vibe loonie from 1989? Couldn't you have at least used a newer loonie? Ah hell, what do I care, I'm too lazy and unoriginal to ever win it anyways. -hylien007
Survivor: I don’t know what the hell they were thinking with that either. But the real prize is PornAmp anyway, so muster all the creativity you can!
Organized religion is bad. Very bad. -hylien007
Survivor: I dunno, man. I think we should have tolerance and understanding for all walks of life.
Announcer Guy: This “Survivor Moment” has been brought to you by ~insert random large corporation~.
I think we should for an attack team. Everytime Nintendo or Rare decides to delay something yet again, we go and kill one of the low-level workers. Then, they shall never again delay. Unless they do, in which case we shall attack again. Eh... November 18... -BNLbum13
Survivor: Here, have some Valium.
Lak is MUCH better than Morts. Does Morts deliver the sexcellent NDork radio? NO! And Morts should have unlocked Luigi a long time ago. Unless he recently bought SSB. In which case, Morts should have bought SSB a long time ago. -hylien007
Survivor: You’re just jealous that you’re not one of the super six. Right, Spider-man?
Spider-man: Right.
WDIIA: Hey! He’s not one of the super six either!
Survivor: He’s got powers though…
WDIIA: But that’s because of his radioactive blood. They aren’t natural powers, like mine ~humps buzzsaw~
Survivor: Whatever, man…
Let me just clear something up. When you do a one-inch punch, your fist does not start at a distance of one inch away from the body that you are attempting to hit. You actually extend your arm and clench your fist one inch away from the body, twisting your shoulder and waist when doing this. This gives the punch a snap, so you get one inch of snappiness. This punch is very fast and evil because it's incredibly hard to block. Incredibly hard. Hard like my co--- -LLAH OX
Survivor: I’d just like to say that it wasn’t necessary for you to censor your post. The others may have different rules, but this is Survivor Sunday, and I’m against censorship (so don’t censor your posts, unless you really want to). And I’ll be using that punch a lot now…
Survivor: I just don’t know what to say to that…
Spider-man: I do! You si…~is cut off by the sound of roaring buzzsaws~
Make 7
Up yours!
{/gloat} -Revomak
Survivor: Did you think that one up yourself? Oh, of course not…
Damn. I was going to send in a comment about the foulness of that Luigi pic, but this Kage fellow beat me to it. LUcky for me I went back to read the previous DRCs before I went and made an ass of myself. The fact that I have neglected to read the most recent one is of no consequence (I hope).
Alright, enough with the big words and such, I'm ready for some hot Weegie lovin'! –Amazing CAP
Survivor: Your hopes are in vain, for it is of consequence! Spider-man, bring me my whip!
Ever heard of a band called "Full Tilt Gonzo"? Apparently they've fallen out of existence. If you know where I might be able to find some of their stuff, please tell me. On a related note, you look very sexy in those pants. -Survivor
Survivor: > Silly me, I sent that in before I realized what day it was. So anyway, if you know anything about Full Tilt Gonzo, please email me.
Gamecube- $200
4 Mb Digicard: $15
Wave Race: Blue Storm: $50
Super Smash Brothers Melee: $50
Super Monkey Ball: $50
Phantasy Star Online Ver2: $50
Extra Controllers: $105
17 Hour Multiplayer Session: Priceless -Gemini
Survivor: So what you’re saying to me is that it’ll cost me $520 to get all this crap and then feel good about it when I reminisce about my early years on my death bed?
Do you know when Sonic Adventure 2 is coming out? - Prime Minister Boris Stoke of the Gophers
Survivor: No. And it’s sad that I can’t think of anything funny to say about it…
*approaches with sniffle*
Did Mizar not post my DRC? That wouldn't make much sense considering the low
amount of traffic. . .
*bursts into all out bawling*
He hates me, he hates me!
Just for your info, it was about my vibe winning. . .
*masturbates*
*extends DRC*
*knods knowingly* -Revomak
Survivor: Masturbation party! ~masturbates~
Spider-man: ~masturbates, spider-style~
WDIIA: ~lubes up buzzsaw and masturbates~
Survivor: Yeah! Woo! ~dances~
Hello, my name is Mizar 66! Dear God, if you set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life! Bwahaha! To Hell with showers! Photoshop is my favorite graphics application. What's yours? I'm going to waste 400$ to buy Gamecube at launch rather than wait a month so my parents buy it for me for Xmas, because I'm Nintendo's biggest sucker and sacrifice all logic for the sake of their gaming goodness.
P.S. Don't forget to fart –Mizar66
Survivor: Why the hell aren’t you masturbating?
Survivor: Christ babies! Can it be the real thing?! Probably not, but oh well ~makes sweet, sweet love to Bmano~
Parting Words, by Survivor
Whoo! Triple posts, masturbation, and a (questionable) visit from Bmano! What a day. See you next week kiddies...
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