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DRCs for Monday, August 27, 2001
So, I hear Travis Woodside is a looser.
    I must apologize for my claiming that Lak is no better than I. Clearly his Godliness reigns far supreme over mine. Also, I did get Super Smash Bros. the day it came out, but I couldn't beat Yoshi's Bonus Practice 1 until just recently. End transmission. -Morts2005
Mizar66: Couldn't beat Yoshi's practice, eh? Suuuuuure. I bet that's why you had to blow A POUND OF DUST out from your cartridge! *holds up baggie filled with dust* Admit it! You hadn't played your SSB for over a YEAR!
    I like blue yoshi. I dislike cows. Nintendorks is the anti-christ, but it is good. -~JESUS CHRIST~
Mizar66: A good antichrist? Is that even legal?
    My secret may have been saved by Survivor, but I noticed my DRC still wasn't in that day's edition. It's the end of the world as we know it. And I feel fine... -Jai Deliete
Mizar66: What? No! Tell me the secret, Jai! Please! I'm begging you!
    I see my older brother has learned how to use the keyboard and DRC entry form. Interesting. Now he's going to be an annoying brat. Well, keep in mind that I will probably never be sending in any DRCs anyway, save this one, so if you see one from me, remember, it isn't really. BWAHAHAHA!!! -Mizar66
Mizar66: What? I never wrote this! To hell with thee!
    Hey, cheese is good. -~JESUS CHRIST~
Mizar66: I prefer bread and butter. With some nice chocolate milk to wash it down.
    Bet you dont know who I am. -Mysterious Goat Humper
Mysterious DRC Answerer: Well, I bet you don't know who I am, mister Aero God! *sticks out tongue*
    Hello, Travis Woodside.

    Do you know where I am? -Random Child Molester
Mizar66: Wait, do you molest children randomly, or are you a randomly selected child molester? Or were you randomly molested by a child, therefore forced to randomly molest him back? Or are you not really a random child molester at all?
    I think Travis Woodside is a big looser. -John Cusack
Mizar66: I'll be sure to tell him.
    I knpow this one kid named Travis Woodside, he is such a looser. Yeah, I know, what a looser. God, why is that kid such a samn looser -Johnny the Cat Killer
Mizar66: What's a "looser"?
    What would you do if you were invincible for one day? I think I'd go into the ocean and fight some sharks... -Survivor
Mizar66: What else? Rob Bill Gates' house! I'd be impervious to his Star Wars defense system! And what do you mean, "if"?
    I suck! I am a looser! Boo Hoo! *cries* -Travis Woodside
Mizar66: There there... you're not loose at all!
    Normally I would think Travis Woodside to be a cool kid, but yesterday he came on to me.........AND I LIKED IT!! -Revomak
Mizar66: Hmmmm... something about this post seems awfully familiar...
    PRAISE HITLER!!!!!! VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!! TRAVIS WOODSIDE IS A DUMB KID!!! -Communist Kirby
Mizar66: Hey, wait a minute! I just noticed something...

...Hitler was a FASCIST!
    Why the hell isnt Jai doing this..........ohh and, Travis Woodside sucks! -Lord Ridley
Mizar66: I'm just beginning to sense a pattern here...
    How do you likes the new Zelda, isnt it homolicious like Travis Woodside. -Shigeru Miyamoto
Mizar66: Travis Count: 00008
    Hey, I just thought that if we all bought X-Box.......then Bill Gates can buy another country. -Mario
Mizar66: You think too much. Go away.
    This page has been viewed 345 times! -COunter Master
Mizar66: Wow! And I only just put it up on the DRC page!
    If I created everything, who created me? -~{GOD}~
Mizar66: Beats me. Oh, and your damn kid has been hanging around. Tell him to get off the page, or he'll be hearing from ME.
    I'm not wearing any pants. -hylien007
Mizar66: Who is?
    You know...with the Vibe, the DRC's, and links to other Nintendorks related stuff, I'd swear this site could start to be called "Nintendorks Lite" or something along those lines. -Cap'n Smite
Mizar66: Nintendorks Lite: Only 50% Intelligent, 50% Serious, and 50% Penis.
    I thought you idiots spelt Spider-man wrong, and i was going to tell you how stupid you are for spelling Spider-man wrong. Then i checked my THPS2 and realised that you weren't wrong. Does this mean that i'm stupid? All signs point to YES! -Mr. Arm Head XO, first name Leg Leg
Mizar66: Hahaha! That's why we use spellchecker!
    OH NO!! I ACCIDENTALLY SENT MY DRC INTO THE VIBE ENTRY! NOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO ME??? -techsquee
Mizar66: Woodside!
Travis Woodside: Yes?
Mizar66: Take this scoundrel to the acid mines! Oh, and Travis!
Travis Woodside: Yes?
Mizar66: John Cusack told me to tell you you're a "looser", whatever that means.
Travis Woodside: *cries*
    *CENSORED* -Sniick
Mizar66: What?

Parting Words, by Mizar66

You know, after reading all these DRCs, I have a sudden urge to kill Travis Woodside.