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DRCs for Thursday, August 30, 2001
Timothy Dalton is going to dismember Cap'n Smite!
Post this and say something funny about it. -Survivor
PMBorisStoke:Your post reminds me of my late night excursion with Timothy Dalton when we attempted to teach a dog to speak and then discovered it had no lips or a sufficient brain for that matter.
Ways to increase DRC posts at this site:
1) Post link to free porn (given url deleted) That is all...for NOW....Muahahahahahahaha *cough* Damn respiratory infection... -Cap'n Smite
PMBorisStoke:I hate you.
High school sucks. Comfort me. *cries himself to sleep* -Morts2005
PMBorisStoke:You could go to Cap'n Smite's submitted url if I didn't delete it. MUAHAHAHAHA! Who's laughing now with their good respiratory system?
"DRCs for Wensday, August 29, 2001 WDIIA's Wensday!"
Out of curiosity, is anyone here aware that it's spelled Wednesday? Or are the DRCs being run by 4-year-olds? *this piece of condecending hatred brought to you by the letter J and the number 2* -The Chimp
PMBorisStoke:Hey now. I thought you were smart. There's six different fellers that do the DRCs. WDIIA is only one of us and because he is of us I shall defend him. What you saw didn't happen. It was only a dream. Besides, I updated the main DRC page and it's spelled correctly...::smirks::
Guess what! It's 10:30 and I have an English paper due tommorow that I haven't even started on and have no plans to in the near future!
Hmmm. . . some homoerotic comment that will make a semi-humorous response much easier? Anyone up for some anal sex? -Revomak
PMBorisStoke:::backhands Revomak::
Timothy Dalton:Foul demon! Be gone from this land or thou willest destroy thee with mine keen skill!
did you hear about that lady who sued a funiture company for 780 grand for tripping over an out of control child in the store, and was awareded the 780 grand, and the thing is it was her kid!! -TechnoDark
PMBorisStoke:No, but that's not what's important. What's important is that you're not Cap'n Smite.
You know what pisses me off? Well, I'll tell you. It pisses me off when your damn brother comes into your damn room at 6:40 in the moring, not realizing you're in there, the dumbass, turns on the light, wakes you up, gets a book, and leaves. Which is why I'm submitting this at 7:26 AM. So you can just piss off. -Amazing CAP
PMBorisStoke:You know what pisses me off? Cap'n Smite and his dirty url. That's what.
Why don't you guys ask Brandon to do an issue of the DRC's? After all, he is better than you. -Jim
PMBorisStoke:Couple reasons really...
A: He's rarely on the board so contacting him is difficult.
B: The real Nintendorks site states that their on vacation and we shouldn't bug them.
So enjoy us sammit!
Yackshaw, Yackshaw... Hmmm... I've seen that name in my inbox before...Yeah, it's JOHN Yackshaw... But WHO is John Yackshaw...
Aha! It's Sven! Sven the bold! Everybody look at Sven the bold! Ahahaha!!! -Mizar66
PMBorisStoke:Close, but no cigar. His first name isn't John from what I remember.
PMBorisStoke:You communist.
Something unusual happened today, about 4 hours ago. My brother woke up from his nap, before going to work at 9pm. He asked me, "Hey, have you been having dreams about ghosts?" I replied, "No." Then he goes on, "What about last week," so of course, i replied, "No f**khead!" Then he starts talking about how around this time of the year ghosts tend to come out.
I believe in ghosts but i thought what he said was total bullshit, because, as
we all know, ghosts are out all the time. Then it suddenly came to me, my brother was on some hardcore drugs. If i could find his drugs, then i'd be able
to sell them and buy more GBA games. "Excellent plan," i thought as i rubbed my
asian-Charlie-in-th-tree hands together.
So when he went off to work, i went in his room too look for his drugs. Unfortunately, i couldn't find anything except for lollies and frangers. Either
the bastard took his drugs with him, or his ghost idea was true. Now i'm a
little bit nervous walking around in the dark at night. That bastard! -LLAH X.O
PMBorisStoke:You're a Communist so all of your beliefs and the beliefs of you family are false. I hope that solves everything.
Enjoy delicious Fundenmiowenn, the delicious new cereal for kittens!!!!! Salmon, chicken, and beef flavored marshmallows!!! And also for younger kittens; new Kittenmiowenn version!!!! -meohmyohwhywewould
PMBorisStoke:Never send a DRC again.
P.S. It's German!!!! -meohmyohwhywewould
PMBorisStoke:I beg to differ.
Leisure Suit Larry would make a kick ass movie, even more if it had a hot and steamy goat sex scene!! *drools* -Aero God
PMBorisStoke:::vomits::
"I'm a Doctor, not a Space Marine" -Elite Force
PMBorisStoke:So are you just a member of an elite force or are you the ENTIRE elite force?
PMBorisStoke:ZeoGold, everybody! ::applauds::
Mooo I'm a duck.
I'm a cow. I eat bread. -Morts2005
PMBorisStoke:Wow! What a follow up to Zeo's DRC! Does the insanity ever end?
Words, by PMBorisStoke
I hate Cap'n Smite now. Lot of Communism in this DRC update, expecially Cap'n Smite. Trust me, you'll be glad I didn't display the url he sent me. It was pure Communist Propaghanda. If I had my way the url would be destroyed. Timothy Dalton is already on Cap'n Smite's trail so depending on how soon he gets to him that URL will probably never be seen again.
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