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DRCs for Friday, August 31, 2001
Admire the Brandon-graph.
Dude, I just got tickets to the Jane's Addiction reunion tour! Pretty
good seats too. I might be able to get (better) seats right next to the stage,
but I won't know until a few days before the show. Regardless, it should be a
kick ass show. Hooray for me! -Survivor
Morts2005: Who?
I have some advice to my fellow dorks as many of them enter high school.
Don't drink when you're at school. And if you do, don't drink straight vodka
from a sprite bottle. If you insist upon doing this, don't drink the entire
bottle in one period. If you have to do that, don't get rowdy while watching a
movie about the elephant man. And, if you insist upon doing that, don't begin
punching the dry erase board until your knuckles are bloody and begin leaving
streaks of blood all over the board. If you do all those things you are screwed.
That is all. -ZeoGold
Morts2005: No wonder I've been having bad days at school.
Hey, look at that. I'm hated. Not the first time, and I'll be damned
if it's not the last. Methinks that Stoke is just upset that I corrected him on
the Pawn/Pong thing over in the Q&A thread on the Dork Forums. Or maybe he's a
rare Nintendork who takes offense to porn. Either way...I hereby officially
apologize to him for the matter. OFFICIALLY. -Cap'n Smite
Morts2005: Send your porn on Fridays. I'll make sure its handled properly.
i think this graph explains it all:
[---------------------------]Brandon
[---------------------------]Jai Deliete
[-]you -el gordita azul grande del búho
Morts2005: Sure Jai's all well and good, but there's no way he compares to Brandon like that.
Greetings friend. You're swell. -Morts2005
Morts2005: I think we should all send him money.
rock-queen.com/2kool4skool/ohyeah.jpg -Gemini
Morts2005: Can we get a Hell Yeah?
Kool-Aid Man: Oh Yeah...
RYO-OHKI IS GOING TO EAT YOU ALL!! -afree87
Morts2005: Who? Anyway, let him know I prefer a ranch dressing.
How do you guys make it look so easy? -Avolin
Morts2005: Through the magic or our Godliness.
Ouch!! This is not quick, nor is it nearly painless!! You
manipulative...ouch. -BlazeScallion
Morts2005: You commie bastard. You're doing it all wrong. Here, move your ******* ******* ****** ** ************ ******* ********. There.
Why don't most of the Zelda characters have last names? Who do they
think they are, having only one name? Especially Link. He really oughta have a
last name. The only Zelda character I can think of who DOES have a last name is
good 'ol Ganondorf Dragmire. -hylien007
Morts2005: They do have two names, the just don't tell YOU about it.
Dear god, what was Cap'N Smite's URL to? -hylien007
Morts2005: I wish I knew, Fred. I wish I knew...
WORD UP, by Morts2005
Thats it?! Why don't you guys send more DRCs? I'm so confused. If there were more DRCs, then this site would be more interesting, then you'd have more fun here, and in turn send more DRCs. Such a paradox...
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