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DRCs for Monday, October 1, 2001
Another Monday, another very special guest...
Turns out I'm actually real. .
Readin' UDRC entries? - Prime Minister Boris Stoke of the Gophers
Revomak: You know, I am. And it sucks.
How long before the DRC update do you take DRCs? For instance, this one is being sent about and hour before the update. Therefore, if it gets in, neato. If not, you are all a waste. - Goober
Revomak: I honestly have no idea. Ask a staff member.
Survivor: Shut up, ass.
Revomak: There you have it.
If you had a pet penguin that wore a hawaiian t-shirt and sunglasses, would you name it Boomhauer or Oscar? - Morts2005
Revomak: I would name him deathguin2k1. That's what I named my cat, actually.
Survivor: I'd have sex with it.
PMBorisStoke: Why name it when you can eat it?
Revomak: Where is everyone coming from?
Hylien007: Boris is clearly copying off of my cat joke.
PMBorisStoke: I wonder what penguin does taste like...
Sven: Oscar
Revomak: How the hell did you get here. You're not even staff!
Morts2005: I'm voting for myself in the poll!
Revomak: AHHHHHH!!!
One liberty bell.
Two liberty bells.
Three liberty bells.
Four liberty bells.
So many liberty bells, will they ever stop?
Five liberty bells.
Six liberty bells.
Seven liberty bells.
Eight liberty bells.
Nine liberty bells.
Ten liberty bells.
Elev.
Fuck it. I'm going to sleep. - Leg Leg Arm Head XO
Revomak: I didn't get it. I have a strong suspicion that the entire purpose of that DRC was to use the word "Smurf."
What color Yoshi would you be? - Morts2005
Revomak: I would be rainbow Yoshi. I would then prance aboot using my exceedingly long tongue in creative and exploratory ways. All would be well with the world.
The light on my answering maching is blinking. - marioshoku
Revomak: Hehehe, people trying to call you. Priceless. Just priceless.
Ok, you guys have finally proven to me that there is a poll. I voted for the communist. Really though, I think I could not see it because something was screwy with my IE, so I actually downloaded a new version, which took about 30 minutes in all, which required me to do alot more work than just dl'ing the thing. All to see your damn poll.
And Sundays UDRC's were pathetic. No one sent any or something? - Goober
Revomak: Muahahaha.
How were my DRCs yesterday? Good, right? - Survivor
Revomak: Let's hear a short review.
Goober: Sundays UDRC's were pathetic.
Revomak: I believe the response for the first DRC just became a wee bit more clear.
Do I really need to keep updating what I am currently doing, seems like a pretty stupid idea for a DRC, but not like it as any more substance then Aero God's DRCs - OmniLink
Revomak: What?
I am now listening to music - OmniLink
Revomak: Keep up the good work. *realizes that this was the only update by OmniLink* Pathetic. Just pathetic.
Sung to the tune of "The Mickey Mouse Club March")
Who's the leader of the coup?
Who stole democracy?
G-E-O... R-G-E... B-U-S-H, Bush!
Who's installed by Supreme Court judicial larceny?
G-E-O... R-G-E... B-U-S-H, Bush!
Dubya Bush... Dubya Bush...
Forever he has lowered standards - why?
Come along and sing this song
To His Fraudulency.
G-E-O...R-G-E... B-U-S-H, Bush! - Aero God
Revomak: Why the ellipses? They just don't seem appropriate.
Dubyario: It's a me, Dubyario.
Revomak: Good boy *pats Dubyario on the head,* good boy indeed.
"To all those that oppose me I grant a fabulous death.
Come, face my cold blade!" - Aero God
Revomak: Is a fabulous death good as in "fabulous" or bad as in "fabulously grisly?" If it's the latter then I'm all for it. Last night my friend dreamt that I died by jumping into a giant fiery pit and what not. I was pleased.
kaze ga yoseta kotoba ni
oyoida kokoro
kumo ga hakobu ashita ni
hazunda koe
tsuki ga yureru kagami ni
furueta kokoro
hoshi ga nagare koboreta
yawarakai namida
suteki da ne
futari te wo tori aruketa nara
ikitai yo
kimi no machi ie ude no naka
sono mune
karada azuke
yoi ni magire
yumemiru
kaze ha tomari kotoba ha
yasashii maboroshi
kumo ha yabure ashita ha
tooku no koe
tsuki ga nijimu kagami wo
nagareta kokoro
hoshi ga yurete koboreta
kakusenai namida
suteki da nefutari te wo tori aruketa nara
ikitai yo
kimi no machi ie ude no naka
sono kao
sotto furete
asa ni tokeru
yumemiru -
Revomak: Hehehe, it's in Japanese so we can pretend it's dirty.
PMBorisStoke: I think my hand is sore from typing a bunch of br tags for that filth.
How do you guys feel about sponsorship from welsh whores?
If not whelsh then mayhaps Scandanavian. Anyway, you need sponsorship from
whores.
Then again, Cambodian whores get the blood flowing.....flowing right inside
your penis veins.
End Transmission - Aero God
Revomak: Clearly Robo-Whores are the wave of the future.
I just had some sex. Really. It was good sex. It hurt bad because it was Ruff, just the way yur mutha likes it.
w00t!
Damn my ass hurts!!! - Revomak
Revomak: Wow, a little perk of this job is finding out I have the same IP as Aero God. What are the odds?
The almighty formula for sex....
PENIS+VAGINA=SEX - Dr. Dre
Revomak: Dr. Dre too? This kicks some mutha fuckin' ass. Let's go smoke some crack and get some hos (how is hos done? Ho's looks like it's possessive or a contraction for ho is/was, but hos looks like it would be pronounced like Hoss (everyone's favorite Bonanza character, no?). Feedback would be appreciated.
And it's over, by Revomak
That sucked. And of course they're 5 hours late (plus the time it takes Boris to get everything made right (I didn't get the actual password so this was a wee bit of a bitch to do (getting the password was actually the whole purpose of volunteering. . . and I failed. . ))).
Oh well, The Chimp is tommoree. Vote for him or something (unless I get added to the poll, in which case you'd better vote for me or I'll hunt you down, cut out your entrails and then feed them to your penguin).
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