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DRCs for Tuesday, October 2, 2001
Some assembly required
Note: In a fit of confusion, I mistook "Goober" for "Sonar" while writing up today's DRCs. As such, several of my responses make little to no sense. Please forgive my error, and kindly purchase a snack on your way out. We are currently having a sale on Nestle Crunch bars. Thank you, and please come again.
You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.
*wink* -BigBagMan
The Chimp: *blushes* Oh BigBagMan, you scamp.
Your link for Monday doesnt work yet. Its monday, you just posted the link about 1 minute ago, and its DEAD already...or maybe I am too fast for you, suckers. -Goober
The Chimp: Yeah, Mizar screwed up somehow, and the DRCs for Monday were nowhere to be found. Who'd have thought that YOU would be the solution? What a tangled web we weave.
The Chimp: Dude. Suspicious of your figures, I closely examined my zipper. And it DOES have 148 teeth. You, sir, are a king among men.
The Chimp: Ah, it's about time we had a new inside joke.
So, how's it going? I wonder if the month of october will be working properly by the time you try to put these up.
I'm trying out for the flag team so I can go to Disneyland. There will be 20 black females and one white male. I shall be the star, methinks.
*thrusts hips gratuitiously* -Sonar
The Chimp: Sure, you'll be the star, but do you really want to be known as "that crazy white guy on the flag team who's probably gay"? Methinks there are more advantageous ways to atain fame.
Same old story, I was hanging out at software ect. and The drunken emploees were were dismissing the gamecube as child's play, and praising the xbox. One of them actually said "The Xbox's gonna rule the world" I quietly chuckled, not in the mood for another debate with a dimwitted clerk. I just bought my copy of painty raider (Think pokemon snap meets tomb raider) and left. What a crazy fucked up world! -ZeoGold
The Chimp: I'm always hearing stories about Nintendorks in software stores, hearing the salespeople talk ignorant trash. And how does every story end? "I decided not to interfere." THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE. If rampant misinformation is being distributed in EBs and Funcolands, it is your duty as a Nintendork to put them in their place - with extreme prejudice. I trust that the next time you find yourself in a similar situation, you will know what to do.
So TV is kind of fun is it not? -Prime Minister Boris Stoke of the Gophers
The Chimp: Oh crap! Wasn't the Boston Public season premier yesterday? If I missed it, I'm holding you bastards entirely responsible.
11:28 PM. its about friggin TIME you get the damn DRC's up! Only 6 hours late...you better have some good excuse. Or I am going to tell my mom. -Goober
The Chimp: You were just hitting Frankie for 6 hours straight last night, weren't you. Leave the poor guy alone!
Dear Diary, its 11:35 and STILL NO DAMNED DRC's. I am making a habit of telling you guys that, guess what, you have not updated yet. I have come to expect more from you fakers... -Goober
The Chimp: You'd think that the other four DRCs you sent in would've gotten the point across...
I am going to publish a book called "How the Revomak saved DRCs", and guess what, Revomak is going to save the DRC's, because no one else did. Good work Revomak. Now I can just pretend it was me impersonating you, and that I did them. Pathetic, or clever? I think its rather obvious...and its the first time I was quoted in the response section, so HAHAH I officially helped answer a DRC! I am so damn good, I amaze even myself. And my Grandma, she appreciates my work. -Goober
The Chimp: Your DRCs were actually pretty good. Way to go. And for christ's sake, enough of the dual personalities! Everyone knows who you are! YOU ARE FOOLING NO ONE!
The Chimp: Ahahaha... dead baby jokes never get old.
The operation completed successfully. -Windows Error Message
The Chimp: The bitter irony.
Hail to The Chimp, Bitch! -John
The Chimp: Yeeeeeeeeeah. Someone knows where it's at.
Indeed. Hail to The Chimp. hail now.......WHY THE HELL ARE YOU NOT HAILING!! -Bling Bling
The Chimp: Two hail to the chimp DRCs in a row? You people and your crazy aliases.
kaze ga yoseta kotoba ni
oyoida kokoro
kumo ga hakobu ashita ni
hazunda koe
tsuki ga yureru kagami ni
furueta kokoro
hoshi ga nagare koboreta
yawarakai namida
suteki da ne
futari te wo tori aruketa nara
ikitai yo
kimi no machi ie ude no naka
sono mune
karada azuke
yoi ni magire
yumemiru
kaze ha tomari kotoba ha
yasashii maboroshi
kumo ha yabure ashita ha
tooku no koe
tsuki ga nijimu kagami wo
nagareta kokoro
hoshi ga yurete koboreta
kakusenai namida
suteki da ne
futari te wo tori aruketa nara
ikitai yo
kimi no machi ie ude no naka
sono kao
sotto furete
asa ni tokeru
yumemiru
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Isnt it just beautiful. *farts* -Aero God
The Chimp: I was gonna post the English lyrics, or at least whatever crazy English lyrics babelfish managed to spew out. But babelfish doesn't translate Japanese unless it's written in the Japanese alphabet. So... uh... up yours.
Yesterday, After I sent in a rather lenghty udrc, the whole site became unreachable for an hour. I crashed the site! -ZeoGold
The Chimp: You son of a bitch!
"Entrants must avoid any racist or offensive materials, such as lewd comments, sexual conduct, anti-religious or anti-Semitism acts (burning a cross, sex acts, cursing, etc.)"
"Entrants must not use/involve supernatural forces in association with stunt (miracle healings, demonic powers, etc.)"
"Nintendo is not responsible for the consequences of the stunts" -"What would YOU do for a Nintendo GameCube?" Official Rules.
The Chimp: Ahaha... that's fantastic. I can see some cross-burning jew-hating transvestite who was planning on using their supernatural powers to win the contest snapping their fingers in frustration. Good thing you made that disclaimer, Nintendo. Otherwise, who knows what kind of entrants you would've had to deal with.
I went to a chicken place and ordered the five-piece chicken tender meal with fries and coke. The problem: the chicken had a bone in it, the fries were sugared instead of salted, and the coke had no syrup in it. Will I ever go there again? Yes. Yes I will. -PDFarsight
The Chimp: Once, my girlfriend was making popcorn, and she accidentally put sugar on it. Instead of salt. It tasted... wrong. So very very wrong. You should never go to that restaurant again.
I think I swallowed a ladybug. -The Joe
The Chimp: Haha, Joe Joe Joe... The ladybugs are freakin everywhere. Dave ritualistically hunts them whenever they get in. Claims they bite him, and vengefully attack his face. I have to rescue them every time. Cause, come on! You can't kill a goddamned ladybug. They're so cute!
The Chimp: Well remember. You want the DRCs actually UPDATED, send 'em our way. We may not be the same, but that's probably for the best. Nintendorks and Nintendorks Lite, existing in harmony. What a bizarre concept.
LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU! -Survivor
The Chimp: !!! *ducks*
*looks around suspiciously*
Holy crap, what the hell was that?
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