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DRCs for Thursday, October 4, 2001
::is updated::
I think you are the one that is overplayed, Revomak!! And YOU are the one that started it. Now you have everyone against me, while you are to blame to begin with!
Samn you Revomak. Samn you and your charm. And boyish good looks.
-Goober
PMBorisStoke: Should that last sentence actually be a part of the second to last sentence?
To make up for there being only 5 DRC's yesterday, I am sending in a whole lot for Thursdays edition. Its fun reading the DRC's before the link is posted really. Gives me a sense of doing something.
-Goober
PMBorisStoke: Since you're probably not the only person to check out the UDRCs before they're actually linked I've decided to let you all hear from the Surgeon General.
Surgeon General: Reading unlinked UDRC updates may be directly responsible for cancer and other various forms of communism.
Just think, in a few hours after this DRC is scheduled to appear online, we will know the truth as to who is the father of Rachels baby. I bet its gonna be something really stupid. Like "she was having sex with monkeys, and the monkeys got her pregnant with that guy from Magnum PI and then the monkeys made baby fun with her, and then Fred Savage."
Either that, or its gonna be Ross. Ya know, so they have a storyline and stuff
to go on. -Some Guy Who Seems To Care
PMBorisStoke: I think it's going to be Gunther. Am I the only one that thinks that would be hilarious?
I think it may be me who messed the site after sending multiple UDRCs updating my current status a couple days ago, of which only 2 got through it seems. Then had to stop after the love button seemed to stop working.
And other people are getting swarmed by ladybugs? There are currently 3 lady
bugs hovering around my window right now stuck inside and yesterday one flew
into my shirt. -OmniLink
PMBorisStoke: Ladybugs are red. Red as communism. It is no coincidence that they swarm people so.
I feel sorry for WDIIA with being last in the poll and getting only five udrcs and all. *sniff* I rather enjoy WDIIA's drcs. Don't kill him. Ever since The Hare left all of the answerers have been good.
-Cap'n Nintendo
PMBorisStoke: Ouch. Poor Hare. At least he's enjoying beautiful pension. We do get pension for this right?
Oh, I'll play your game you rogue. -Sean Connery
PMBorisStoke: Excellent. We will be playing GoldenEye whilst mocking Never Say Never Again
Mr. Connery, it's your turn. -Alex Trebek
PMBorisStoke: Oh no you don't. We're going to play GoldenEye and he's going to pay for starring in Never Say Never Again
Don't you remember when you where in school and the mention of genitalia would enduse massive amounts of laughter??
......wait....it still does....
PENIS!!!!! TEEEHEEEE!!!!!
-garman
PMBorisStoke: ::pretends to find it funny::
Why is it that I can never think of enough to right, especially after slow days like Wednesday? Not even total crap comes to mind. Oh well, maby next time. -Goober
PMBorisStoke: I think you need to put your thinking cap on.
::EDITED BY COMMUNISM::
Even though you're my arch-nemesis, could you kindly pass that along to the
appropriate UDRC answerer? If not...screw you. -Cap'n Smite
PMBorisStoke: Well, it appears that Communism has edited your UDRC entry. This is quite a turn of events.
To add to the insulting of WDIIA, I just made sure that the fake Brandon has TWICE as many votes as WDIIA on the poll. For an arch-nemesis, that was pretty good, wasn't it? -Cap'n Smite
PMBorisStoke: Yes, but while you did that I blew up your nuclear power plant.
So, what's new with you? -ZeoGold
PMBorisStoke: I'm updating the UDRCs late today. It's really quite thrilling.
I bought a tube of cookie dough and ate it. -ZeoGold
PMBorisStoke: That may be the most conservative thing I've ever read.
Today at my work, someone bought that Xena game for the n64. It was only $9.99 (The same price as Perfect Dark) but still, Xena 64? -ZeoGold
PMBorisStoke: I killed a Communist today.
Quickly Done, by PMBorisStoke
So it was rushed. Big deal. At least I'm a Prime Minister. Of course the Prime Minister Blair would mop the floor with me anyday though. He's quite intimidating.
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