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DRCs for Jaiday, Smarch 32, 2001
And Mizar said it couldn't be done...
Hey, look at me. I'm like an otter.....a sexy otter. -garman
hylien007: Sorry garman, I prefer dolphins.
hylien007: Dear god man, how do those buzzsaws not draw blood?
I've seen the Dreamcast for 50 bucks. FIFTY! That's only 10 more than
a game itself. Now you have no excuse not to get one... unless you're poor.
That's not a good enough excuse, either. Steal it for now, then gradually leave
money bit by bit so that you've finally paid it.
That makes no sense. THE TAPE! -AJ
hylien007: If you managed to get away with stealing it in the first place, why would you bother paying for it bit by bit? That's just stupid.
I'm eating tape. Muhahahaha. -The CAT
hylien007: You bastard! You'll kill us all!
Dude, the last two days of DRCs have been incredibly amusing. I command
you to suck, so when my DRCs inevitably do, it will look like it's not my fault. -Survivor
hylien007: *Sucks*....... your mom!
I have to admit to you guys...I am in love...with the GCN controller.
It came from Japan today...I have already begun my love fest. Just the
controller. I dont even need any games with this thing. Have you ever held
onto the blade of a knife so tight that your hand bleeds? Neither have I, but
this controller is what I assume to be the EXACT opposite of that feeling. I
dont want to let go of this thing for the next 5 years...and I probaly wont.
I just have to say, anyone who has not had the chance to play GCN yet, or get a
controller yet, well, you guys are TRULY missing out. I have to go now, its
"personal time" for me and the controller. Send the love indeed! -Goober
hylien007: Lucky bastard. Oh well, the GC will be at West Edmonotn Mall on Friday, and then I'll not only get to hold the GC controller, I'll get to use it to play GC. Mmmmmm.....GC......
Web Hosting More Expensive Than Common Whore! -Today's news.
hylien007: That's yesterdays news, and you know it, you lying bastard!
Are these enough, are you fuckin' satisfied? Ohhhhhhhhh Poor Babies,
you don't get enough udrc's! Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! -Fred Savage's Stalker
hylien007: This originally said smurfin', so I did some crazy backwords censoring. Why? Because I can.
Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1699! -Mark
hylien007: Were people even alive back then?
My cats breath smells like cat food. -Ralph
hylien007: Yay, Sleep! That's where I'm a viking!
Just think, if I lose my cable connection (Due to Nonpayment) You will
lose out on all of my inane udrc's! -
hylien007: Yeah, that would suck..... *steals cable bill money from you* Yoink!
You sunk my battleship! -Mano E. Mano
Crowd of Seniors playing Bingo: Ahahahaha!
hylien007: That's probably enough Simpsons references for this edition. What do you think, Dead Horse?
Dead Horse: *is beaten*
The next Power Ranger Series is called "Power Rangers Wild Force" It
will have tons of cool animal related Mecha. -ZeoGold.
hylien007: Animal related mecha?! They're clearly rippping off Beasties. I'll be sure to steer clear.
Who stole my Pudding? -Bill Cosby
hylien007: Jello. they took it away when they fired you.
Do you know that the invisible man has parts from a bigfoot in his
brain? -ZeoGold.
hylien007: Well, that explains why there's so few bigfoot sightings...
hylien007: Crap, it's the boss! *looks busy* Wait... *checks ip* You're not Mizar66! *resumes slacking off*
Monkey see, Monkey do -Monkey Pee all over you
hylien007: Dammit Chimp, this is a place of business! Behave yourself!
You no longer Intrest us -Dorks
hylien007: *Does a dance, while juggling fire* Please, come back to us!
How much do you get paid for this? -ZeoGold
hylien007: Currently, nothing. But I should be. You ungrateful bastards should be tipping me!
Would you rather have sexual relations with Bob Saget or Fred Savage? -ZeoGold
hylien007: Yes.
If I put HTML tags in the DRC's, will they show up in the
update? -Wondering Guy
hylien007: Not if I edit them out.
So then, DRCs eh? Well...umm...hold anyone fun for ransom lately? -Goober
hylien007: Of course not. On a completely unrelated note, Mizar's DRC's may be done by a special guest for the third monday in a row....
That was a bloody touching story, Morts told...was it not? -Prime Minister Boris Stoke of the Gophers
hylien007: It sure as hell was. But he knew a little too much.... and we all know he's not named Steve Bojangles (or Oscar, for that matter) so something tells me he was the one that kidnapped Oscar. I should be a detective or something.
Parting Words, by hylien007
Q: How do you get 50 dead babies into a suitcase?
A: With a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: With a straw.
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