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DRCs for Monday, October 8, 2001
Iguana porn, and surprise surprise, Survivor Sunday sucked again.
Sunday shure sucked -ZeoGold
Mizar66: Now, is Survivor the cause, or simply the victim? The plot thickens...
Mark, the DC with 3 games and a controller for 99 is a better deal than
a regular DC for 50.
Everyone buy a Dreamcast! -AJ
Mizar66: With my precious Gamecube money? I'm not loaded with dough, you know!
Isn't Capn Nintendo Boris' arch-nemesis, in which case he should've
spammed him? Or is that Capn Smite? Or someone entirely different?
I have to read a book tonight. Too much procrastination. -Revomak
Mizar66: Boris' arch nemesis is Cap'n Crunch, I believe. And books are food for the soul. But not chicken soup.
Why do we have math? Did some person just sit in his cave inventing
quadratic equations back in the stone ages? I highly doubt anyone could be that
dull. Where were women back then? -Morts2005
Mizar66: Women were around back then, but they were ugly, hairy beasts with gross overbites, and they smelled bad. Luckily, the Woman 2.0 was invented, rendering Woman 1.1 obsolete, except at my school.
My iguana is suffering from constipation. Some iguana site told me to
massage his ass while bathing him. In those words. -Morts2005
Mizar66: Morts, never look for info at an iguana porn site.
Its Sunday night right now. I really don't wanna go to school tomorrow.
Such tediousness...I have all my classes right in the morning culminating with a
study hall I should never have registered for, as I don't need it. Then my
conselor wouldn't let me drop the study hall, "most freshman find they need a
study hall" they claim. Well I've had it for a month and a half now and I don't
need it, smurf.
Plus I don't wanna have to leave my iguana during the day. Poor guy. -Morts2005
Mizar66: I reccomend you take your iguana with you to school. Then you could give him a laxative and have him poop all over the teacher's desk. Then blame it on the bullies.
Can I send another DRC? -Morts2005
Mizar66: No.
After nearly a decade The James Bond Bedside Companion is coming back
into print. I just ordered my very own copy online. I am oh so pleased. -Prime Minister Boris Stoke of the Gophers
Mizar66: You know, it's hard to believe that someone used the words "James Bond" and "bedside companion" in the same sentence without meaning "something else", if you know what I mean. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more!
Survivor, I think you insulted a record number of people in your DRC's
yesterday. Job well done. Of course you cant respond to this, because you are
not anwswering tomorrow. I just wasted 30 seconds of my life!! You owe me 30
seconds...bitches. -Goober
DEATH: THIRTY SECONDS? I SUPPOSE SO, BUT NO MORE FREEBIES, HUMAN.
I know that we Americans are really pissed off at the people who staged
the attacks on NYC and Washington on 9-11, I just hope that we don't do anything
really stupid in retalliation.
*turns on 6 o'clock news*
Smurf... -Cap'n Smite
Mizar66: What? They bombed the possible locations of the terrorists, and then sent the innocent civilians care packages and food? DAMN THEM TO HELL!!!
Parting Words, by Mizar66
Man, another day, another set of DRCs. Is it me, or am I getting lazier by the minute? Nah, it's probably...
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