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DRCs for Tuesday, October 9, 2001
Blame it on space and time

Damn straight that was a stupid move! What the hell is up with those care packages? I mean, aren't those people receiving them the same ones that cheered on that 9-11 attacks? I say if they're so happy about death, let them embrace it for themselves. -Cap'n Smite The Chimp: They're still human beings. Whether they cheered or not is immaterial. They didn't make the attacks, so they shouldn't be hurt. End of story. Anything else is simply stooping to the level of the people who made the terrorist attacks to begin with.

Too add some humor to the situation, it would have been noble for the US to put some GCN controllers in those air drops of supplies in Afganhistan, because hell, they want their love too right? It really would have taken their mind off things...I know it does for me. Where is the humor in this damn war?! Everything goes better with humor...except lunch, because lunch is too damn serious a time of day to worry about laughing. I am hungry. -Goober The Chimp: There certainly needs to be more humor. I'm sick of everyone taking everything so seriously. Let the bad taste jokes flow like wine! Cheap wine, though. Cause expensive wine doesn't flow very easily. And it tastes like ass. Hell, ALL wine tastes like ass. Why do people spend so much money on it, anyways? WINE IS TERRIBLE. GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEADS, PEOPLE. I bet they just buy it because it's expensive, and makes them feel special somehow. "Ooh, lookit me. I can buy expensive wine! I'm so much better than you!" And they they cringe as they choke it down. Idiots.

Wait... what was I talking about?

To fix the problem: I think that when Sundays suck, it isnt Survivors fault so much as Saturdays. If people dont like the answer of the day before, they wont think to send them in. So, then the next day you get noting, and people remember since there wasnt much there. So, if Saturday was better, maybe more people would have sent them in Sunday.

Or else everyone hates Survivor. I mean look at the poll... -Goober

The Chimp: But with that logic, wouldn't that mean that the suckiness of Wednesdays is due to the suckiness of Tuesdays? That simply can't be possible, because as we all know, I flat out rule.

Youse guys should put up a quick and easy schedule o matic device, telling us when the DRC's are supposed to be up, and who does them every day. Just for reference ya know. And I know they are never on time anyways, but, its good to have some things in order sometimes. On an unrelated note, why does the US have to have some stupid name for its "flying in and blowing shit up" missions?! -Goober The Chimp: A schedule would make a lot of sense, actually. We should... wait... did you say "youse"?

Around 41 days to GCN launch, and KB Toys has no clue about when thay start pre orders. Come On! I have to get mine at KB so I get me discount! They get like 7 calls a day asking about cube orders! Not even the district manager knows. WTF is going on? -ZeoGold The Chimp: I hear most preorders won't start till late October. But as for me, I'm probably gonna end up camping out. I don't want to have to deal with bundles, and it'll be FUN. Either that, or it'll flat out suck. I haven't decided yet.

Ever peeled the latex skin off a singing hamster? I highly recommend it. -ZeoGold The Chimp: ...next!

Am I the Howard Stern of nintendorks ~lite~? I think not, cause some people like Stern. -Survivor The Chimp: I am strongly influenced by the opinions of others, however stupifying they may be. As such, I hate you, Survivor. From the depths of my icy soul.

How can you have iguana porn? I mean, have you ever seen a clothed iguana? -Morts2005 The Chimp: I have never once seen an Iguana that wasn't either dressed up in a cowboy outfit, or a stunning sequined dress. That you claim to have seen an undressed Iguana forces me to seriously question your sexuality. Pervert.

I'm to lazy to fill out my name -O The Chimp: No you're not. Your name is O. *grabs you by the shirt* You GOT that, bitch?

The Chimp: Well carpet can be made of lots of things. I think it's a question worthy of some serious thought.

Theres almost 80 total votes for the UDRC answerer poll. There aren't even 40 different people who come to this site, I think you need to fire the guy working security. -OmniLink The Chimp: Well I only voted once. So it's not MY fault. I blame everyone but me!

What "Monday, October 7th?" Are we in a time warp or something? Wait....that means I get two days of birthday goodness...sweeet. Happy Birthday to me....again! -garman The Chimp: Well I got two days of straight diarrhea. I'm not a happy camper.

Just like an arch-nemesis to think America is being stupid in our retaliation. -Prime Minister Boris Stoke of the Gophers The Chimp: Out of curiosity, what advantage could being Prime Minister of a band of gophers possibly give you? Doesn't the Prime Minister of the gophers just clean up their droppings or something?

Here's your chance to tell us something about your day. -AJ The Chimp: I had a microeconomics test today. And I kicked its ass. But there was this dumbass guy next to me who kept trying to cheat off of me. He actually tried to whisper something about how to calculate marginal cost. And the teacher had made it perfectly clear how much ass would be handed do a person if they cheated. And this bastard was going to bring me down with him. So I finished and ran, leaving him in the dust. I cried as I left the room, "try and cheat now, you worthless son of a bitch!" True story.

Another Tuesday... which is another DRC edition that wil be better than mine... -WDIIA The Chimp: A much better theory than Goober's.

I am watching you............ -Bob Saget The Chimp: Am I the only one getting tired of the Bob Saget jokes?

I can't believe they delayed me. Those bastards. -Eternal Darkness Super Smash Bros Melee: Fuck, man. At least it wasn't me. You have no IDEA how much hell I would've raised.

Survivor made fun of me! Can I cry on your shoulder. -Cap'n Nofriendso The Chimp: Get your friendless face off of me.

Looks like someone is slacking and/or jacking off tonight. Lemme do the UDRCs in their place. I can multi-task and do all three of those things at the same time. -Cap'n Smite The Chimp: Yeah, sorry sorry. I thought today was Monday, for some reason. The time-space continuum is a harsh mistress.

Inside joke time
It's a good thing my name isn't Dan. Then I'd be one hell of a dumbass.