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DRCs for Thursday, October 11, 2001
An ultra racist update...
Excuse me for having a negative opinion about our retaliation against the terrorists. It's just that I've got two friends that can get shipped out to go kill some towel-heads on just a moment's notice.
But upon hearing what kind of damage our attacks have done, I will say this: we
blow crap up REAL good. =) -Cap'n Smite
PMBorisStoke: Towel-heads...is that the formal term for rag-heads?
I only said "youse" as a testament to the great Clerks: Animated Series. Ya know when Jay is selling fireworks and he always goes "Youse guys wants to buy some fireworks?!" Come on, no one really wants to talk like that... -Goober
PMBorisStoke: ...but you did...
Seems I mostly send in DRC's in a big bunch...about that camping out to get the GCN thing, its a damn good idea. Conditional though: what if they are only selling to those who have pre-ordered, and us who choose to fight the elements all night are left with nothing?! So, I shall ask my local stores who will be selling "first come first serve" because god know I would wait up for about 2 days to get my damn GCN. Just a thought though...they better not give them just to preorders, bastards. Whatever happened to good old fighting to the front of the line?!
-Goober
PMBorisStoke: I'd camp out if it was on a campground, surrounded by trees, and Ranger Smith yelled at Yogi who constantly got into my picnic baskets.
I'm tired. How about you? My iguana says hi. You know what-
OH MY FREAKIN' MOG. THEY FREAKIN' DELAYED ETERNAL DARKNESS?! PETE SMITHERS!
*cries* I am nothing.
-Morts2005
PMBorisStoke: Funny. I let my anger out by shooting a Communist. This trivial yelling is far below my anger management philosophy.
My cousin is getting married next month, and I just found out now. I didn't even know he was involved with someone.
My family cuts me off from everything. -AJ
PMBorisStoke: Maybe if you got him a GameCube for a wedding gift you'd be put back in the loop.
Since you guys havent updated yet maybe I have time for another one...
screw it, I cant think of anything so I will once again point to that pic of
Luigi in the sidebars. Masturbating. -Goober
PMBorisStoke: That's a fragment sentence. An interesting one, but a fragment nonetheless.
I figure I can only send in something good here if someone does the day before worth commenting on...damnit. Where is everyone?!
-Goober
PMBorisStoke: I like lists! Here's another!
WDIIA: Currently looking for his sternum in Canada.
THE CHIMP: Waiting in a corner until he gets to do the DRCs again.
MIZAR66: Pretending people are scary at Knott's Scary Farm.
MORTS2005: Pondering the meaning of a riddle which is actually an acronym.
HARE: Deceased.
ME: At the bloody computer.
HYLIEN007: Trying to get on Wheel of Fortune.
SURVIVOR: Dictating a suicide note.
So . . . movies are fun to watch . . .
-Prime Minister Boris Stoke of the Gophers
PMBorisStoke: Particularly the Bond films.
Guess what Jai. I'm on the UDRC mailing list even though Mizar (I think it was him) reminded everyone to remember to take me off for non-roundtable e-mails.
It's interesting. -Revomak
PMBorisStoke: I hope you're happy because you're not on it anymore. Also, I'm the one that stated not to send you non-roundtable related e-mails. Oh, and thinks for blowing the big secret.
Uh, Jai? Yeah...hi. Um...
*runs away* -Morts2005
PMBorisStoke: Hey! Come back here so we can play Clue!
I can't remember if I've already sent in a UDRC today or not, so I'm going to send this in anyway.
So, who would win a battle of the chins between Bruce Cambpbell or Jay Leno?
-Cap'n Smite
PMBorisStoke: Superman would beat both of them.
Here is some GCN news right from my district manager. KB Toys will NOT be selling GCN Pre-Orders. If you plan to buy it from KB, then show up on launch day, and wait for the Fed Ex truck to show up. It is very likely that I will be working that morning, so I will be sure to snatch one up.
-ZeoGold
PMBorisStoke: Thanks for the info. I'll be sure to avoid KB at all costs when looking for pre-orders.
It has been brought to my attention that Jai may have already finished his DRCs (on time) and the only thing preventing the posting is a delay by Mizar, in which case my two previous DRCs will not be posted until tommorow and will then their effect! Don't let this happen, brave Boris/Jai/Jebus/Dubyario, oh don't let this happen. -Revomak
PMBorisStoke: Wow. Am I the only one that thinks reading that DRC was like looking at a economics book?
If I was Santa Claus I would give everyone "pants presents". -Survivor
PMBorisStoke: If you were Santa Claus you'd be a religious zealot.
Brak: What day is it, could you please tell me? What day is it, I'm confused you see. Is it Sunday?
Zorak: No.
Brak: Is it Monday?
Zorak: NO.
Brak: Is it Tuesday, Bluesday, Better-Wear-Shoes Day?
Zorak: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
Brak: Is it Wendesday?
Zorak: NO!
Brak: Is it Thursday?
Zorak: Shut UP!
Brak: Is it Friday, Saturday, Better-Wear-A-Hat Day?
Zorak: EARRRARARGH!!!!!!!
Brak: Maybe it's tomorrow, and maybe it's not.... Maybe it's yesterday.... I
done forgot!
I love that song... *wipes tear from eye* -Sniick
PMBorisStoke: And I love DRCs that make the entire editon of the DRCs seem long and beefy, but aren't stupid.
Are the UDRCs late due to a lack of UDRCs? Well then, just consider this a...
-Space Filler Upper
PMBorisStoke: No. They weren't updated because SOMEONE didn't do their job. ::points at Billy Zane::
Watch me as I try to save WDIIA's crappy UDRC update!
*fails horribly*
Dammit! Am I just that crappy of a super hero, or do WDIIA's updates just suck
that much?
-Cap'n Smite
PMBorisStoke: You're not a super-hero. You're the new head of Spectre and I must stop you before you ruin another edtion of Wednesday's UDRCs.
PMBorisStoke: What? Little Timmy's stuck in a well?
Ice Cubes, by PMBorisStoke
Isn't it just totally hilarious how ice cubes melt? When I was drinking my imitation 7-up today I sure didn't expect to watch in amazement as my ice cubes disappeared, but watch I did and amazed I was.
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