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DRCs for Saturday, October 13, 2001
Revomak is a master of disguises.
I'd just like to apologise in advance for this edition. I've had a horrible day, and I don't think I can be very funny... But I'll still try.
Tell me...do you think I've some serious issues if I set my alarm clock
to wake up every Saturday morning at 8, simply to watch the new Transformers
series? -Cap'n Smite
hylien007: Not at all. I'd say you have a problem if you don't do that.
If you ever see a car with the words "wash me" written on the back, add
this: "sWASHbuckling MEat." It's my own crusade against those lame ass people
who have nothing better to do than write wash me on dirty windows. And it's
funny to think of a pirate made out of steak. Arrr! -RubixsQube
hylien007: But then the pirate's parrot would eat it. It would be the crappiest pirate in history!
Ok, it turns out that Revomak is back on the list. . .
*Revomak walks by, tenderly feeling his ass* -Mizar
hylien007: Yes, it turns out you are back on the list, Rev.
If I had a monkey ball
I would roll around in it
And if my robot broke down
Oh I would mind not a bit
'Cause I could roll roll roll around
I could roll off and never be found
The world I would thus desert
To roll so far and so free
Why sail the seas or fly into space
I'd be happy, don't you see?
Roll away with me, in my monkey ball
Roll away with me, in my monkey ball -Sonar
hylien007: Rev, this is what you chose to do instead of studying for your SATs?
That was harsh, Boris. Harsh. -Revomak
hylien007: Don't be bothered by Boris. He drinks a lot, and he thinks people like it when he does that...
I heard that Morts was an immature trekkie that got friends to vote for
him on the poll just to improve his self esteem.
That's seems quie communistic. -Prime Minester Boris Stoke
hylien007: I was beginning to assume that myself. I figured he was probably telling the truth when he said that he wasn't voting for himself, but... And I'd back you up on the communistic bit if you were really Boris. Rev: for future refernce, I've noticed that Boris submits DRCs under the name "Prime Minister Boris Stoke of the Gophers"
I seem to be an immature trekkie who gets friends to vote for me in a
poll to increase my self esteem.
What the hell is up with that? -Morts
hylien007: I tire of your antics. Escort Revomak out of the building! Well, since I'm the only one here, I guess I'll have to do it myself. Oh, and you screwed up again. You forgot the 2005.
my penmis is big -Survivor
hylien007: Bahahaha!! Inside jokes are fun. Wait, didn't I just kick you out?
Tell everyone to send in funny and good DRCs for tomorrow. -Survivor
hylien007: Everyone: Send in funny DRCs for tommorow. Who knows, you might even be able to salvage Sunday...
I got sunburned today. I should have stayed inside. Although it would
have been a lot more boring inside. Ah, decisions... -Jai Deliete
hylien007: I'm confused. What is this "sun" you speak of?
If you get less than 5 UDRC's some day, will you still bother doing them
for that day? -OmniLink
hylien007: I dunno. Tune in tommorow and find out!
When a security breach occurs, the first thing you must do is check your
own members and see if they could possibly be double agents. *cough* Survivor
*cough*
Or realize that the breach was due to an isolated incedent of someone replying
to an old e-mail.
*sigh* -Revomak
hylien007: I think the important security breach to consider is my inability to get rid of you.
Parting Words, by hylien007
On Tuesday, somebody said that Sunday sucks because Saturday sucks. I have a much better theory. Sunday and Wednesday seem to suck because The Chimp and I are such tough acts to follow. Anything short of amazing would seem pitiful in comparison...
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