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DRCs for Boobiesday, October 14, 2001
Who put the penmis?!?
Miso Horny
Go
For It
Go for it. You certainly did...
Hylien's a hypocrite. Like THAT many people actually think him to be the best. -Cap'n Nintendo
Survivor: Hylien has a small penmis, and therefore is nothing.
It's actually not the rapists, sir....
Let's just skip therapists and go with "The pen is mightier" -Alex Trebek
Survivor: Oh, I'll play your game, you rogue. You'll rue the day you crossed me, Trebek!
The day is mine! I'll take the rapists for $400. -Sean Connery
Survivor: No, the day is MINE! And it would help if you would send combo DRCs like this in IN ORDER. You rat bastard.
I've got to ask you about the penis mightier.... I've bought such products in the past, and if it really works then I would place a fairly large order. -Sean Connery
Survivor: Oh, it works, just never try it on your penmis ~winces~
Are you selling penis mightiers?!? -Nicolas Cage
Survivor: Only if you promise to make a good movie next time.
Mr. Connery, Mr. Cage, there is no such product. -Alex Trebek
Survivor: There ya go! You're starting to get that order thing down pat...
Well, you're sitting on a gold mine Trebek! -Sean Connery
Survivor: He's sitting on Richard Simmons' lap.
Seen any celebrities lately? -Gemini
Survivor: Not in person, but on t.v. I see them all the time!
Swashbuckling meat? Damn, man...that was brought to my attention sometime last April. Now get back into your time machine and go back to your own damn time. -Cap'n Smite
Survivor: I don't have a time machine. But I do have a very large penmis! Aaaaaaaaaand that's it for the penmis jokes...
I realized that hylien was doing the DRCs in reverse order, substantially lessening the effect of my comments. I remember this being done once before, but it was just two and the answerer (Mizar, I believe) made quite a clever chronological joke out of this (I'm sure noone but me caught it).
What's the deal? Where the DRCs I answered in reverse order then too? Frankly,
I'm distraught. -Revomak
Survivor: Maybe you should kill hylien. Don't kill people.
Yup, its hard to be as good as the Chimp. Thats what all the hailing is for. How can you out do a Chimp ya know? So yeah, its Sunday, which means the DRC's will suck. And I didnt send in any Saturday since I was out, so, that sucked too as far as I can tell. Dont worry all, I will be back Sunday (now) with more DRC lovin! Dont I make myself sound important? -Goober
Survivor: I hear that comes from being inadequate in bed.
I wish I was funny enough to salvage this sunday... -ZeoGold
Survivor: Which is ironic because sunday always sucks because I get so many DRCs with no content like this. Why did Van Gogh cross the road?
To get his ear.
Can't get enough of them golden grams, the're magicaly delishous. -Billy Cobyby
Survivor: Can't get enough of that phonics game, it's magically ineffective.
Travis Woodside: That's not even the right slogan. It's a mix of three different cereal catch phrases. Dumbass.
Survivor: Whoa, haven't seen you in a while...
How intriguing...I didn't send a DRC yesterday, yet one from me appeared in the update. Its unprecedented! -Morts2005
Survivor: Astounding!
I should have your job.
Unless this isn't Survivor. -AJ
Survivor: Oh, it is, buddy, it is. Why does everyone hate me so much? What did I ever do to you?!?
I smell like raisins. -Little Johnny
Survivor: Well maybe you shouldn't bathe in them then.
Here we GO!
I'm going to see Jane's Addiction on tuesday and you're not! Unless you are, in which case I'll shoot you if you come near me.
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