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DRCs for Tuesday, October 16, 2001
*kicks you in the balls*
I propose that everybody save their witty remarks for modays, furthing the chain of survivor suck. -Mark
The Chimp: But what if Monday never comes? *cue spooky music*
Ha! You fools believe that I am truly coming to america! Never! Aero God may be right about that conspiracy. You silly Americans and other non-japanese will never experience my true glory. Mwha-ha-ha-ha -NINTENDO GAMECUBE
The Chimp: *kicks you in the balls*Next!
Rev: I always answer them in reverse order. It's a simple matter of me being lazy. You see, the newest comment (the one sent last) is always at the top of the inbox. Thus, it's the easiest to click on first, and appears as the first comment in my update. I then click next, moving to the second newest comment, and so on. -hylien007
The Chimp: Cause, ya know, it's REALLY hard to click on the LAST one first. Continuity? Who needs it!*kicks you in the balls* Next!
hmm, Survivor said he'd shoot me. I guess thats a challenge for a sniping duel. Expect to find me camping across from Survivor's house. -OmniLink
The Chimp: *kicks you i... nah, I'll let it go this time. You'll be dead soon enough.
Is it bad that I laughed for a whole minute at the combined cereal slogan UDRC? -OmniLink
The Chimp: Probably. The UDRCs aren't usually very funny.
Hello, Mr. DRC responder (I haven't figured out the day pattern yet, so bear with me.)! I have a funny/disturbing story to share with the readers of Nintendorks ~Lite~.
I was in Chemistry class today, watching a video about lab safety. It was mind-numbingly boring, until we got to one part about what to do if you spill dangerous chemicals on yourself.
There's one kid (let's call him Billy) who's mixing chemicals, when another kid (let's call him Johnny) bumps into him, causing Billy to spill the chemicals all over himself.
Narrator: "When you spill chemicals on yourself, go to the safety shower in the lab."
So Johnny leads Billy over to the shower, while Johnny begins taking off his clothes. At this point, you would think Billy would leave the room, but nooooo. He just stands there and watches as Billy takes off all his clothes and hops in the shower! Even when Johnny begins washing himself, Billy just sits there and watches! And I'll be damned if I didn't see a slight grin cross his face. -El Luchadore Magnifico
The Chimp: Ah, the innocent perversion of educational video.
I dont exist yet...but maybe I should. Right? -Vibe Topic
The Chimp: Yeah, you really should. But SOME people are too LAZY to get it UP. *points at everyone but himself*
Is a "Bill Clinton" warning supposed to be scary? I dont think I am really afraid of exprez Bill too much. Anyone else in his family, yeah, but he seems like an alright guy himself...one could question his motives, but overall he seems ok. -Goober
The Chimp: Bill Clinton was a fantastic president, and an even more fantastic man. Kennedy was an even bigger pimp, and do people talk badly about HIM? America has become less and less tolerant of presidential poontang. What disturbing times we live in.
Whatever happened to that "surprise" you guys were talking about in the MB last week? I was all hyped up for nothing...did I miss something? -Goober Again
The Chimp: Sucker! *runs*
"Thank you, kind sir/madam!" should I feel insulted?! -Goober Once Again
The Chimp: Depends. Are you a hermaphrodite, or not?
On wednesday have a cs mid term that worth 10%. And its only going to be marked out of 5, so I either to very well, or fail. -OmniLink
The Chimp: I missed an accounting test last friday. It was worth 20% of my grade. And I can't make it up. So YOU, my friend, can go screw yourself.
Whoo hoo!!! Late update!
At any rate...I just bore witness to one of the very first Gamecube commercials. Perhaps you've seen it. It's the one where many different areas are shown, with giant cubes placed right in the middle of said areas. Then inside the cube are different aspects of 'cube release games being acted out. It was cool.
*masturbates violently* -Cap'n Smite
The Chimp: Yeah, I saw it online. Very cool, and oddly surreal. Like the GBA commercials.
Mizar, where art though? -Jai Deliete
The Chimp: YOU should have done the DRCs in his place. I hold you entirely responsible for this atrocity!
*cheerfully ignores the fact that you aren't staff*
well...the swashbuckling meat thing was originally my idea...you see...I am the person on the Official DRCs (c) who posted it way back in April. Here's the link: http://www.nintendorks.com/content.php?ContentID=1392 notice the second post. now notice my email adress. I am typicalnerd. Now I've officially signed up as RubixsQube as well, but I'm also typicalnerd. And I thought that I should spread the loving. -RubixsQube
The Chimp: Here's your precious credit. I hope you choke on it.
So uh...does this mean there is no Monday. May as well not have been, I cant even remembre anything of it but sitting online waiting for DRC (sadly, true). I had a class or something, but its all just a blur right now...I think I was a bit too tired. Maybe we get TWO versions of DRC's today, U and real, so, heres hopin. -Goober
The Chimp: I think Mizar's in a coma. That, or just a lazy son of a bitch. Either way, someone needs to empty his bedpan. Any takers?
I guess mondays don't exist either. -ZeoGold
The Chimp: Goober? Is that you?
"But SOME people are too LAZY to get it UP"
Double entendres are so much fun.
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