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DRCs for Fridaday, October 19, 2001
Unprotected Sex awaits...
    Hot damn, the sexy answerer chart gets put up all because of my laziness. I shall masturbate to it well.

    *looks at chart*...Morts2005, will you bare me a child? -OmniLink
Morts2005: Yes, meet me here: *writes WDIIA's address on paper.*
    I walk exceptionally fast, some people even have to jog to keep up with me, so just this week I've found myself walking exceptionally slow behind other slow people just like Boris mentioned. I wish I could fly. -OmniLink
Morts2005: Flying would be cool. You know whats better though? Sex.
    This being the first day I've been well enough to get on the computer since then I'm gonna tell you about the concert you have no interest in. Femi Kuti put on a great show, Live kicked ass, and Jane's Addiction were amazing. And to top it all off, we had seats right next to the stage! Until, that is, the bastards who had actually bought the tickets for them showed up almost three hours into the show and we got kicked back to our original seats. People like that are so rude. Fortunately, from our seats we could see the second stage, and those seat-stealing bums were only looking at other people's head for a bit while I was still rocking out. Oh, and if you're a Screech-from-Saved-By-The-Bell-With_Glasses looking guy who was there with an asian chick in a brown coat or a drunk 30 year old woman you met me and I didn't shoot you. Congradulations.. for now... -Survivor
Morts2005: I don't care.
    I'm sorry, but Pikmin use teamwork to overcome obstacles. They kick ass. And what about masturbating Luigi? What about him? -Revomak
Morts2005: Please tell me those are two unrelated points.
    HA! I got into the UDRCs yesterday without the use of my mouse. Take THAT, arch-nemesis!

    Now to make this seem worthwhile...what are your plans for this weekend? -Cap'n Smite
Morts2005: I'm attending a social gathering this weekend, hence my undoubtably noticeable absence from the board this Saturday. Tonight, I shall be attending a High School game of football.
    I could have sworn that I spelled it Wensday... I bet Stoke is toying with my image... -WDIIA
Morts2005: You do realize that you're still spelling it wrong.
    Boris, thanks for the ideas. There will be rituals in exactly a day or so. Just you wait, its gonna be spiffy.

    I just said spiffy....dangit.

    Oh, and I have decided to stop playing the role of "bad guy" here and not complain about late UDRC's anymore. I realize the trouble you guys go through for us and I should be glad we get something like this at all. So, if you catch me complaining, gimme a good kick to the head or something. -Goober
Morts2005: These DRCs are early, are they not.

Parting Words, by Morts2005

That's right, I have plans this weekend. PLANS!