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DRCs for Saturday, October 20, 2001
Aaaahh! A reference to the real DRCs! We'll all die!
It's spelled Wednesday. WED-NES-DAY. It's not that complicated. Sheesh.
I know kung-fu. -Survivor
Morpheus: Show me. *smack* *stumbles to his feet, bleeding* That hurt, you bitch. Now you're going down! *Survivor proceeds to kick Morpheus' ass*
hylien007: That was unexpected.
I got my new EGM yesterday, and now I have Resident Evil shots in their
beatiful printed glory. God bless America. -Morts2005 hylien007: I've said it before, and I'll say it again. RE is nothing more than mindless zombie killing with no real plot or thought process, and bad controls to boot!
Hey, hey... Do that trick where you pop your back out of place, and then pop it back in! -Gabe
Tycho: That wasn't a trick, you pushed me down the stairs. And I didn't just pop it back in, I was in traction for over a year!
hylien007: I'll shoot anyone who doesn't get that reference...
This is my first U-DRC. And, if U-DRCs are anything like the real thing,
this will surely be ignored and filed under "complete waste of f***ing time!"
Here's to indifference!!! yippee-skippy. -BaWnGwOtTeR
hylien007: While I do choose to ignore it, and file it under "complete waste of f***ing time!" I'll still post it, because I only got 6 DRCs today.
I think I'll start sending any DRC I send to the actual site also here,
in case it doesn't get posted there. So here is what I sent:
I just noticed something that I'm surprised I didn't realize earlier. But is it
just me, or does Miyamoto bare a resemblance to Chairman Kaga of Iron Chef? -OmniLink
hylien007: No, Chairman Kaga bears a resemblance to Miyamoto. And don't send the same comment to both sites. If it get's posted at both, our inferior response will make us look bad. As long as you send them only to us, we can continue to blame your comments for the lack of funny around here.
PMS isn't an acronym. It's an abbreviation. Acronyms are sounded out,
like RADAR, or SUCKMYDICK, the Submarine Underwater Coolant Killer Machine
Yodeling Dog Internet Calcium Kiss. PMS would just sound like "pmmss" if it were
an acronym. -RubixsQube
hylien007: That is SO not how it works. An abbreviation is a shortened version of a word, such as abbr. (abbreviation) or btw. (between) An acronoym is a word formed by the inital letters of various words, such as PMS (pre menstrual syndrome) or LASER (light amplification by stimulation emmision of radiation) Or by combining inital letters or parts of a series of words, such as RADAR (radio detecting and ranging). It doesn't have to sound out a word when you say it. So there.
Ritualistic Happenings, by hylien007
I feel a list of my own coming on Boris. Why your list was wrong:
A: There are no rituals to perform
I don't know what you think Nintendorks is, but many ritualistic sacrifices must be made to Miyamoto, Mario, and other gods. daily.
B: There are no laws
There are laws. For instance, you must be at least remotely funny, or you will be banished!
C: There is no afterlife related goal
Oh there is. We shall all live together in a Nintendorks heaven in the afterlife, but only if we fullfill out duties to the cult.
D: People are allowed to formulate their own opinions
no they aren't. Who's been telling them they can? People must agree with me.
E: People can choose to disassociate themselves with Nintendorks at any time
Or can they? They don't, because they're such dorks that they don't want to. Little do they know that that's actually due to brainwashing.
F: Some people don't use mouth wash
And this one you just threw in because you thought it was funny. Which it isn't. More of this and you'll be banished!
I'd say we at least quailify as a borderline cult...
And now I'm off to watch six hours of hockey, including MY Edmonton Oilers, because I'm Canadian.
See you next week!
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