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DRCs for Tuesday, October 23, 2001
Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others
All out there who dont send UDRCs are damned to a life of nothingness and crying. And people hitting you in the head with sticks. So SEND THEM IN PLEASE!! These people are trying to run a site here, and all you people out there sitting and wondering why no one sends in DRC's...well YOU do it.
*crickets chirp* Well fine, be that way. You wont get the...umm...sex later!! Only UDRC senders get that. And answerers, of course. -Goober
The Chimp: It'll all be futile soon enough. *cue organ chords*
It looks like with the huge lack of UDRCs we can get away with anything and it'll be posted so I guess now I won't even try to think of anything intelligent to say and just send any random thought that is in my head.
Why do people always complain how the dryers here don't dry completely but take almost 2 hours sometimes yet they don't clean the lint trap? -OmniLink
The Chimp: OH GOD NOT THE LINT TRAP.
All hail. *Hails*
Well, now that that's over with. To answer Mizar's pitiful wail of sorrow about the current trend of not sending in many UDRCs now that the DRCs are back, I say this: I've only sent in one DRC since "they"'ve been back. I just sort of regularly don't write in often. Oh, and I still haven't sent in a UVibe entry. That should make you happy, Chimp. Eh? Eh?
Anyways, tell Mizar to hurry up and finish that X-Box ball-eating game before the console/coffee table is actually released. That'd be nice.
I wonder how Ice Climbers play. ;8^) -Jai Deliete
The Chimp: That's the most HTML I've ever seen anyone use in a post before. Mercy. Just thought you'd like to know, two BR tags in a row won't give you a blank line unless you put white space in between them.
Oh, and if you want to know how the Ice Climbers play, [plug] why not check my ever informative SSBM Feature! Chock full of saucy goodness! [/plug]
The Chimp: Liar.
Now that the actual site is back, I'm not sure if I should set my home page back to nintendorks.com or keep it as the message board till the site starts updating at least 4 times a week. -OmniLink
The Chimp: I can't even remember a time when Nintendorks updated 4 times a week.
Why do the majority of other students in university have to be smrter than me? -OmniLink
The Chimp: Because you, like a sap, decided to go to a GOOD college.
The highlight of my day was loading up the message board and see that the #of pages of Q&A is displayed next to the topic name on the General Chat page.
This really was a boring day. -OmniLink
The Chimp: That damn Q&A is killing the board. It needs to be stopped.
I just found at that it is my job to pass out candy to the mall trickortreaters. My boss wants me to dress up, but he won't let me go as bob saget. He wants me to be something 'Kids wouls like'. That kinda sucks, I mean I already got the suit, and my haircut is nearly identical. -ZeoGold
The Chimp: From experience, little kids enjoy running around in the nude. Give you any costume ideas?
So were todays DRC's any better, numbers wise? On an unrelated note, Nintendorks has been gone for so long I forgot what the hell "Nintendork" even meant. I thought all these unbiased fansites were good...but not until now did I realize how neccessary Nintendorks is. Making fun of Dojo...cutting on Sony, hitting MS fanboys with crotchbats. Now THATS journalism! -Goober
The Chimp: It's all well and good, but that Dojo arcticle really was pretty harsh. I think I need to take a crotchbat to Denney.
Parting Words, by The Chimp
Finally, that "parting words" line actually makes sense.
I'm out, kids. With the return of the real Nintendorks, and my increasing duties over at N-Sider.com, I no longer have the time nor motivation to stick with Nintendorks Lite. It was fun while it lasted, but all good things must come to an end. As such...
*pulls pin on grenade*
Adios! See ya on the boa...
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