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DRCs for Friday, October 26, 2001
Spanish Nudity
    Gee-ay-emm-ee-see-yoo-bee-ee!
    Gee-ay-emm-ee-see-yoo-bee-ee!
    Gee-ay-emm-ee-see-yoo-bee-ee! -Avolin
Morts2005: Its funny because its true.
    who farted? --oh it was me.
Morts2005: Its funny because its true.
    According to the Nintendo newsletter I got today, they are going to have Wave Race tourneyments!! I love that stuff!! Best times are all going to ME by the way, since I am the god of all things waves and racing. Well, other thane all those non Wave Race racing games. I cant wait to beat you all down from afar with my awsomeness! Watch out, Nintendo loving is coming our way in 3 weeks people... -Goober
Morts2005: Meh. I don't care for Wave Race. Begone with yourself.
    Ok, get this. My best friend got a job at my local TRU

    *points and laughs at Stoke*

    Anyway...he works there (literally) all night long, stocking shelves and such. As an employee, of course he's going to get an employee discount. I'm pretty psyched about this because now I can get my Transformers and whatnot pretty damn cheap. Then I realize, "Hey! Maybe he could get me a GCN at a lower price!" So I ask him about it. His reply?

    "Sorry, dude. The manager says that employees can't get discounts on video games."

    Pissed off? You know I am. -Cap'n Smite
Morts2005: My family gets 10% off at Wal*Mart. Take that, bitch-cow.
    I finally got Starcraft and brood wars. So it looks like I won't be spending so much time sending multiple UDRCs and coming to the boards at 4 different times during the day anymore. -OmniLink
Morts2005: I've been meaning to buy Starcraft. If someone wants to send me a copy I'd be fine with that.
    You know what I hate? The ACT test. That and when you're driving down the road and a little spider on your roof decides to jump in your car and you almost have a wreck. That little S.O.B. got his in the end....hehe... -garman
Morts2005: I took the ACT in 7th grade and it was easy as hell. Spiders scare me though.
    Strange School Story #2

    I was sitting in Spanish class today when our teacher began handing out copies of pieces of abstract art from a famous Latino artist. Most of it was pretty good, but I never thought I'd see a portrait of a naked woman in there. Yes, that's right. One of the paintings was of a naked woman from behind. And they say we never learn anything important in school....

    *polishes sword.* -El Luchadore Magnifico
Morts2005: God bless the Spanish. I had a similar experience in Spanish class a year ago. Apparently this guy painted some naked chic, but then painted a second one with her clothes on as not to upset her husband.. He kept the nude one for himself.

Parting Words, by Morts2005

Yesterday I was walking down the hall, and I saw this stupid kid walk into a door. His stuff fell all over the floor. It was great.