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DRCs for Monday, October 29, 2001
And lo, there were UDRCs.
*sigh* Despite my best efforts, Sunday's DRCs sucked ass. Compared to mine, anyway. Oh well.
And when I took the ACT, there were no squirrels. Not fair, is it? There was
just a bunch of squiggly lines and graphs.
-Morts2005
Timothy Dalton: Hark, a squirrel is no where near as beautiful as a woman.
See, everyone likes squirrels; except mother squirrels. Part of the expirement talked about how mother squirrels would bite the baby male squirrels and then the baby male squirrels would run away. Another part talked about how they put some male squirrel hormone in the female squirrels and then the female squirrels grew balls or something like that. I performed my own test on a squirrel last Friday. It involved me driving down the road and accidentally hitting a squirrel. (# of times the word "squirrel" was used in this passage: 10)
-garman
Timothy Dalton: And lo, another squirrel mentioning. Alas, foolish is this submitter of UDRCs for he only used thy word 'squirrel' three times and not ten as aforementioned. Let it also be known to all that can hear that I am aware that the word squirrel is used also in what he holds in parenthesis, but mine mind knows best than to mention such things.
So what's happening? -Sven
Timothy Dalton: I had a recent rendezvous with Sir Millard Ranspott whom so graciously came to my aide three fortnights ago when I was in haste to find the fiend whom harmed Felix Leiter.
So OmniLink just got StarCraft....
Sven and Revomak already have StarCraft....
I have StarCraft.....
Mayhaps some fun will ensue?
-Prime Minister Boris Stoke of the Gophers
Timothy Dalton: Thine soul knows not of what shall ensue, but surely good can come from such facts as these.
At this time tomorrow, if all goes right, I should be responding to YOUR comments. Muwhahaha. Thanks guys.
-Goober
Timothy Dalton: I shall deliver nay a one comment by thy morrow's sun for mine leave ends and thine employer needs me for its noble bidding.
Cold Remarks, by Timothy Dalton
And lo, a great shadow casts over me as thine work here is done. I have discovered the truth to what has happened to The Chimp, but nay a one I shall tell for the truth is too grim and far too exploitable for its own good.
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