Jai Deliete: "Nothing has happened to them yet" is just another way of saying, "Something will happen to them soon". That's how it works in movies, anyway.

Do you think if I go do my laudry at 11:00pm tonight there will at least be one of the 6 washing machines free?

Wait a second, I'm not sure who's going to be answering tuesday, unless it was pointed in the Ndorks Lite thread which I haven't checked for a while. So for all I know it could be someone delibriatly trying to set me up to have to wait for a washing machine.

But since I'm going tonight before this will be answered it doesn't matter who answers this drc. The logic of this drc eludes me. - OmniLink

Jai Deliete: That depends. Can something that doesn't exist be eluded?

I had another drc in my mind to send but forgot what it was. Ah well, I'm sure it happens to other people, they just don't waste their time to mention it. - OmniLink

Jai Deliete: That's a good point! Thank you so much for showing us you care. We will reimburse you for your wasted time just as soon as Godzilla eats a flying pig under there.

I hate Timothy Dalton. -garman

Timothy Dalton: I hate garman.

Since when was Timothy Dalton all...insane? I mean he was a crap Bond, but I didnt know he talked like some period actor that doesnt really know what time period he is acting in. We all know that Sean Connery was far better anyways, in all respects. - Goober

Jai Deliete: Sean Connery is far better at EVERYTHING than ANYONE. ...True story!

No wonder Timothy Dalton hasn't been able to kill me yet for sending links in to free porn sites...if his UDRCs are any indication, he's a complete retard who probably can't even wipe his own ass properly! I can also see why he only played Bond in 2 or 3 (can't remember the exact count at the moment) movies. LOSER!!!

And now...I wait for Thursday's edition of the UDRCs. Stoke is going to be SO pissed off at me... >=) - Cap'n Smite

Jai Deliete: So then the guy was all, "YOU SO CAN'T HIT IT HARD ENOUGH TO WIN A STUFFED SCOTCH TAPE DISPENSER" but the chick has super powers so she's all "WATCH ME" and then... Hey, this Jell-O is pretty good.

Beware Starscream, if you dispose of me, there will always be another to dispose of you. - Megatron

Starscream: Oh well. *Dumps Megatron into space*

Hey you! Mr "Thinks-He-Can-Be-As-Fantastic-At-The-DRCs-As-The-Chimp"!

Um... you can't!

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Goddamnit, I lost it already. Good thing I'm dead. - The Chimp

Jai Deliete: That didn't stop Michael Jordan. I'm pretty sure he died. A couple times. Anyway, he CAME BACK, BABY. And if Michael Jordan can come back roughly fifteen hundred times without anyone seriously objecting, then you could probably pull off a comeback of your own if you felt like it. Be like Mike. Anyways, I would never claim to be either as or more "fantastic" than you. I'd probably say something like "super awesome", instead. It's got the same non-heterosexual ring to it.

Tell Morts he's funny, whoever answers this. - Jai Deliete

Jai Deliete: You idiot. YOU'RE answering them. ...So, basically all I'm saying is, tell him your own damn' self.

Most Finalest Word, by Jai Deliete
And we'll be jolly friends, forever more, more, two two four! ...Ah, there's nothing like remembering the crazy, meaningless songs of your youth. Especially if you grew up in England. Anyways. I'd like to thank all the big people who got me to this point. Like God. I'd like to thank God. This shout-out's for YOU, MAN. And my mom. Word. And dad, 'cuz he could beat up YOUR dad. And hylien007, The Chimp, Morts2005, Mizar66, PMBorisStoke(of the gophers), and Queen Elizabeth. God save her.