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DRCs for Saturday, September 1, 2001
Half the hilarity with twice the surliness.
"Go home and eat poop" he said. I listened. Carefully. But cautiously. You must be cautious with this sort of thing.
-Revomak
The Hare: We're off to a great start already.
If we don't solve throwing glass it will be a disaster in this world. It gets worse and the problem isn't being solved. It will become a bigger problem and the world won't be so great anymore.
There is a problem in our neighborhood. People throw glass at cars that
drive down the street. I don't like people throwning stuff at people's
cars, so I want to do something about it because I want people to take
care of their cars. I like people not throwing glass at people's cars. -BlazeScallion
The Hare: How's that for a model citizen? And, because of your bold stance against glass-throwing, I'm willing to overlook the death threat.
We'd send more DRC's, but without an actual main page, there's less to send DRC's about. Thus you get less DRC's, which leads to less traffic, which leads to even less DRC's. At any rate, I make sure to send at least one a day,even when I have nothing to say, (like today) which explains the crap DRC I'm sending. -hylien007
The Hare: Hey, I'M the one with The Idea (although I'm not sure you'd like it). Take it up with THEM.
Free Porn Fridays, courtesy of Morts2005 and Cap'n Smite...what's not to like about that? :) At any rate...hylien007, I'd tell you about the address for http://www.sexypost.com, but I don't know how the Saturday DRC answer guru(as I like to call them) would react to it. So, I guess you'll just have to wait until next Friday.
On a side note...do your worst, Timothy Dalton!!! -Cap'n Smite
The Hare: While I despise and completely oppose any abridgement of the First Amendement right to freedom of speech, no matter how small, porn is one of the most disgusting ways to deprive someone of her/his humanity--and I'm not just talking about the models. In summation: I hate you, too.
Haha, tell el gordita azul grande del búho that his secret is safe with me. -Survivor
The Hare: No. I still haven't gotten over my hate for Cap'n Smite.
Is there a name long enough to justtify the scroll bar on the Name form? Hell, even LLAH XO abbreviates his name, and that's the longest handle ever.
I hate Kobe Bryant. -AJ
The Hare: On the scroll bar: I don't know. I didn't put it there.
On Kobe Bryant: I hate the NBA.
Have you ever noticed that after doing a no-handed cartwheel that the side of your chest near your ribs is a bit sore? NO!!! Ha ha, that's because you can't do a no-handed cartwheel! -LLAH XO
The Hare: Might that be because--and I'm just guessing here--a hands-free cartwheel is impossible?
what on earth was the matter with afree87, ryo-ohki can't eat people, he
only eats carrots. dumb ass tenchi newbie.
Damn I watch too much anime, ah well, back to downloading Inu Yasha -OmniLink
The Hare: I agree wholeheartedly: if someone doesn't know Ryo-ohki can't eat people, he or she can't possibly have any worth as a human being.
Piss off.
What are peanuts made from? -Avolin
The Hare: There's a simple answer to that, Avolin. They're made of salty love-fibers.
The Hare: ...Is exactly how many DRCs I have left.
Wait. Didn't somebody tell you never to send a DRC again?
Parting Words, by The Hare
Brandon, where are you?
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