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DRCs for Survivor Sunday, September 02, 2001
About 30 DRCs from about 5 guys.
Björk's New CD Is Excellent
Everyone go buy Vespertine. After you read these DRCs.
watched any of the special on TLC about the face? Its pretty good, specially with John Cleese. And anything with Elizabeth Hurley just makes me want to drop my pants. -OmniLink - who thinks Elizabeth Hurley is a goddess
Survivor: TLC is the best. I once saw this marathon of shows about sex and why things feel pleasurable. It was very "educational".
I spelled my name backwords.........AHAHAHAHAH *dies* -God Aero
rovivruS: Oh my god! So did I! HAHAHAHAH ~stays alive~
Travis Woodside: He also spelled "backwards" wrong.
Travis Woodside still suckz!! -Revomak
Survivor: You know what else suckz? People who use Z instead of S. Find a new spelling fad, dork.
Travis Woodside: BOOYAH, grandma. Booyah.
Word up my homies! -Jesus Christ
Survivor: Hey Jesus. How's it hangin'?
Rahab: Hi Jesus! ~rubs Survivor's leg~
I predict that Boris will do bad in the Nintendorks Fantasy Football league.....I also predict that WDIIA will get anal raped by a 500 pound skin head biker. -Miss Cleo
Survivor: Maybe you should send DRCs like this on "Give A Damn" day. Next time tell my future.
Hey, do any of you guys have online games like Tribes 2, Unreal Tournament, or MechCommander2, I want to beat you all bad. -Aero God
Survivor: A bunch of us play starcraft very late at night, but that's not happening a lot now, because school makes it hard for some to stay awake. And besides, don't you have a wife? If I had a wife, I'd be having sex with her, riiiiiiiiiiiiight now.
Just want to let you know. The space under Revomaks name on the Vibe Loonie Trophy is reserved for when I win. So suck it!!!! -Aero God
Survivor: I could say the same to you... but I'm not your wife!!!
*sigh*.....There is nothing worse then a bunch of Freshmen High School studetns trying to impress the cultured mind. You SUCKZ!!! -wi99um
Survivor: I'm not sure if that's supposed to be funny, or an insult, or what...
I got question. How do you properly spell "iudshj"? Thanks. -Travis Woodside
Survivor: "P-E-N-I-S".
I am going to recommend Nintendorks Lite to all the fatties that come to me for guidance!! *makes millions of dollars* -Richard Simmons
Survivor: ...
Richard told me to come here. He said I would find some fruity food. Ohh, here it is. *eats The Hare* -Simmons Fatty
Survivor: Good god! Not The Hare! I'll kill you! ~beats whoever sent those DRCs in to death~
I just fucked a goat. -Aero God
Survivor: I'm gonna assume that that's a test of my censorship rule. In any event, if it winds up censored, I didn't do it. One of the more nazi-esque and computer-savvy guys did.
Let me just say, Aero God is going to hell. -Jesus Christ
Survivor: Good. I'll have some company here next week.
I know lots of stuff, lick my balls now. -The Chimp
Survivor: I have a feeling that you're not really you...
Myspacebarbroke.Ihopeyoudontmind. -JesusChrist
Survivor: You have too much time on your hands.
I want to answer DRC's! I asked you to let me do it as soon as the site was announced, at least let me do it as a guest sometime... -hylien007
Survivor: Well, had you (or anyone else for that matter) remembered my name contest, you could have had a guest spot next week. Oh, well...
what is this world coming to when two straight, male, Nintendorks are against porn? I didn't think there were two straight males in the world against porn, but nintendorks? This is a sad day indeed. -hylien007
Survivor: I have to agree that it is indeed a sad day. But how do you know that those guys are straight? Or Male? Or even real?! The matrix is watching you, my friend.
OK, I've had it. Whoever has made anti-porn statements is being bycotted until they retract any and all statements regarding their dislike of porn and agree to make humorous and pro-porn replies to any mention of porn in my DRCs (don't have to allow links, but I wouldn't send those anyway).
That is all. -Revomak
Survivor: You are in no position to make demands. Until the real Nintendorks is up, the staff here at nintendorks ~lite~ will continue as they please.
Is it wrong to be aroused by the yoshi-rotic song? -hylien007
Survivor: Only if you do something about it.
If winners never quit, and quitters never win, who came up with the espression "quit while you're ahead"? -hylien007
Survivor: The quitters. It doesn't say they win, it just says that they're ahead at the time of the quitting. So a winner can easily beat a quitter just by making him think he's winning.
Go suck a llama's ass! -Ropeman!
Survivor: Go suck a buffalo's sack.
Hey! Good job guys. You're getting a lot of flak, but this is seriously pretty could considering you're six different people and can't develop one unique personality.
I would definitely get rid of those answerers that are anti-porn, though. Your
penis rating would go through the roof! -Brandon
Survivor: Under normal circumstances I'd be inclined to think that you're a fake, but since you were nice to us, I'll hold on to the hopeful fantasy that you're real. ~humps Brandon~
I've just been complimented multiple times, and am now being crushed by my massively inflated ego. -hylien007
Survivor: I just had sex with Brandon. You are nothing.
I am uncertain about these Unofficial DRCs. When I read them, all is well and good with the world... other than the hurting and killing, at least... but, once I return to the main page and try to send in a DRC, it almost never works. It send me to some damned odd form mail thing half the time, and the other half (of the time it doesn't send in a DRC), I get a 404 page. Then again, perhaps that's just my Internet Explorer. -Jai Deliete
Survivor: I don't know anything about computers. Send all technical problems to Mizar.
That last one worked, though, so my spirits are bolstered enough to try a second DRC. I say it is a SAD DAY in America when people can use the Internet to anonymously cast spite on the presence of a name entry form with a scroll bar on it. The problem - a line in HTML that goes:
(TEXTAREA name="name" rows="1" cols="40" WRAP)(/TEXTAREA)(br /)
As you can see, I have cleverly taken away the sharp, pointy arrow-like marks
that contain HTML codes, and replaced them with the round, supple, gentle,
common-but-voluptious paranthesis. This has nothing at all to do with the
problem. A problem with that HTML line, that has even less to do with "the"
problem, is that "(br /)" means nothing at all in HTMLese. This can be
overlooked though, because like I said, it has nothing to do with what everyone
is whining about. To get rid of the scroll bar, try replacing that line of code
with this one:
(INPUT TYPE="TEXT" NAME="name" SIZE="50")
You may leave the "(br /)" on the end if it pleases you, as it really doesn't
change anything. Whether this will work or not, I cannot say for certain. But
rest assured, for this much I do know: Donuts are good. -Jai Deliete
Survivor: Didn't I just tell you I don't know what any of that means?!
My goodness. Sorry for sending in another DRC. But check this out. I found it more than eerily reminiscant of my Unofficial Vibe entry (for the first Vibe, the one about burning down a warehouse full of X-Boxes and then peeing on them. Or, perhaps, first peeing and then burning). Coincidence? I think so. -Jia Deliete
Survivor: You must be on the cusp of all that is hip. Very shway.
Thank God It's Over
What an eventful day. Jesus graced us with his presence several times, and so did a bunch of other people. And I humped Brandon. I can't wait till next week...
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