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DRCs for Monday, September 3, 2001
Hey, if there's Survivor Sundays and WDIIA Wednesdays, why not Mizar Mondays?
Well I thought I'd inform you of the good I've been doing. Seven times
today a parent has come into the store that I work at and asked for good gbc
game for their kid. Of coarse I recomended One of the oracle games (Or Both) and
5 out 7 people boght it. As i side not I also sold nine Gameboy Advance units!
Even one of the fuscha ones! -ZeoGold
Mizar66: Excellent job. Everything is going exactly according to plan. So when will you begin selling copies of Iridion 3D to the bad children, thus causing them to kill themselves in shame?
Why do people send in DRCs as me? It's insane! I actually sent one in
this time too, so it didn't do any good (the suckz one wasn't me).-Revomak
Mizar66: *checks IP* Hey, you're not Rev! Oh wait, I can't check IP addresses! Hahaha, silly old me.
Wasn't aero god supposed to have died after his first DRC?
It would have saved us all a lot of time an energy if he had just stayed dead. -OmniLink
Mizar66: Oh, right, like a guy who bangs goats is just going to go and die on us, right, whatever you say.
Please don't let survivor do the drc's he really sucks at it. His
responses make me cringe in pain. The only thing that seems to help is the
classic drc's on Brandon's page. Have you considered letting others try their
hands at drc's mabye some kind of aplication thread and poll over at the mb is a
good idea. -Fan
Mizar66: Well, we do allow guest answerers, but since we conveniently never told anyone about this arrangement, we haven't had any yet! AHAHAHAHA!!!
So, who's doing the DRCs this fine Labor day? I should know but I don't.
At any rate, I just watched the Simpsons. Homer got raped by a Panda. I laughed.
It was funny. All was right with the universe... -Morts2005
Mr. Burns: Ha ha ha, Merry Fish-mas!
I think you should actually give out spiffy Vibe trophies, like the one
in the picture. -hylien007
Mizar66: Well, I would, except I don't exactly have money flying out my ass!
why is Luigi (on the left side of the screen) wanking? -el gordita azul grande del búho
Mizar66: Poor placement in Photoshop, obscuring his FLASHLIGHT. Besides, that CAN'T be the real Luigi! His clothes are Turquoise! Oh, wait, I did that so they would match the sidebar...
the question that man asks himself since the dawn of time is: 'who is
our real Saviour? Brandon, Jai or that Jesus guy'. by some incredibly big
coincidence the were all in yesterdays DRC's. now lets compare:
Jesus
pro's:
-speaks in cool streetslang +10 points
cons:
-refers to Aero God -10 points
-uses broken keyboard -10 points
score -10 points
Brandon
pro's
-uses the word 'penis' +50 points
-likes porn +50 points
cons
-not vengeful -10 points
score 90 points
Jai
pro's
-speaks in tongues +50 points
-likes donuts +25 points
-shows you the error 404's of your ways +50 points
cons
-not vengeful -10 points
score 115 points
you can think what ever you want about these numbers but i know who i be
stalki..i mean worshipping next year -el gordita azul grande del búho
Mizar66: I mock your knowledge of the English language. I also question your sanity.
stop making fun of my knowledge of the english language and stop
questioning my sanity. ok? -el gordita azul grande del búho
Mizar66: Well, knowing you have a problem is the first step, so I'm really doing you a favour.
Mizar66: That's there just in case someone's name spans more than one line. Problem?
A lot of kids are smoking cigarettes. It is bad for their lungs and it
will kill them. A five year old learns it from an eight year old who is smoking
cigarettes who learns it from an older person. Then the five year old is dying.
Now it is taking all of the kids away. Then there will be less kids and then we
will lose a lot of kids.
They like to smoke every night. They smoke every day. They are addicted to
cigarettes. Some people smoke a whole pack in a night. They will do anything for
cigarettes. Some people eat the weed out of the cigarettes. They say they don't
care if they die.
People kill themselves by smoking. People that smoke kill animals. They are
people that shove cigarettes down their throats. They will do anything for a
pack of cigarettes. Some smoke because their parents smoke.
People need to eat instead of smoking. -BlazeScallion
Mizar66: I'd give you a dollar, but this isn't the Vibe.
Hey, Leg Leg Arm Head did it wrong...
It's "Ice Ice Baby, dun dun dun dun da da dun dun, dun dun dun dun da da dun
dun, Ice Ice Baby, dun dun dun dun da da dun dun, dun dun dun dun da da dun
dun." See, after Ice Ice Baby comes TWO dun dun dun dun da da dun dun's. I
hate when people screw it up. -BlazeScallion
Mizar66: That song would be great if it weren't for the music.
A sorbish of bilm and churvy filbs krimmed beside a snarfy dorge. -BlazeScallion
Mizar66: I prefer foods that tell you exactly what they are, like, um... Spotted Dick, and Bubble and Squeak!
Happy Labor Day ta ya alls! -Aero God
Mizar66: To honour this happy occasion, I will undergo a painful labour, and produce a real live baby!
Dammitmyspacebarisstillbroken!!!!!! -Jesus Christ
Mizar66: Then how the hell did you type the space in your name?
Look at me, Im smart as hell. Now you may have the honor of licking my
nut hairs. -The Chimp
Mizar66: What? You want me to kick your nut hairs? Okay!
*sob* I died on the cross for you, now you do this to me!!!!! *sob* -Jesus Christ
Mizar66: Look, I don't like having to tar and feather you either, but hey, a buck is a buck!
I predict tha tTravis Woodside is a jewish person, I also predict that
Mizar is having a baby!!! -Miss Cleo
Mizar66: Well, I don't know about the first prediction, but the second one is spot on!
Travis doesnt like Pizza-licious Pringles, he is a communist!!!!! -Mr. Pringles
Mizar66: Quiet, you fascist pig!
Where did my buzzsaw go? -WDIIA
Mizar66: I dunno. Here, have a shuriken.
I am official endorsing the Gamecube! So there! -Martin Luther
Mizar66: *hits Martin Luther*
If you see that Luther guy, hit him for me. -The Pope
Mizar66: Again?
The End of the End, by Mizar66
Well, another day of mediocre DRCs. But at least they're 4 and a half hours early! Oh, by the way, I am obligated to warn you that if you post porn, you will die. This means you, Smite.
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