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DRCs for Tuesday, September 4, 2001
Jesus and Satan and Duckman, oh my!
I'm sorry for impersonating you, Chimpy. It's just... I'm so attracted to you, is all. I have to live through my fantasies. Sending in DRCs with your name and offering some variety of sexual favors helps placate my insanity. I can pretend... I can pretend like you're actually offering me what I want so badly. But I know now that I can never have you. I'm so sorry for everything that I've done. -Aero God
The Chimp: Don't worry, it's understandable. I wish you luck in getting over your obsession. Oh, and you might want this back.
*waves Aero God's IP address in the air*
I am a prime example of godly aura, kindly suck me off. w00t! -The Chimp
The Chimp: Would someone kindly get this man a patch of some sort? He's not handling withdrawal very gracefully.
The Chimp: Can't highlight text? Well that's a shame. I guess you can't see me calling you an idiot, then.
Upon re-reading the DRC's from Sunday, I have realized that Survivor deleted one of my DRC's. I was pointing out that a hands-free cartwheel is possible, and it's called an aerial. Since when do you have enough traffic to delete DRC's? -hylien007
The Chimp: Since today. I'm freakin' swamped. And besides, anyone perpetuating the idea that a hands-free cartwheel is possible doesn't deserve to have their DRC posted in the first place. You show me a hands-free cartwheel, I'll call you a liar. And a cheat. And a whore. A CHEAP whore.
I really wish you would stop complaining about the scroll bar. Some people need it. Like us here at AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA1111111111111111 Pizza. We're the first one in the phone book! Also we're having a 2 for 1 special, so get your ass down here and buy our pizza! -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA1111111111111111 Pizza
The Chimp: I'd rather not buy a pizza from a place whose name resembles a shrill scream of agony, thank you very much.
Thrust your pelvis! -Duckman
The Chimp: I believe I shall.
What's small, round and likes penetrating holes? No it's not Mario's lil weener - it's a plug (which Mario should know seeing as he's a plumber and all... but, apart from drainpipes, what exactl do Mario games have to do with his plumber-ness? anyway...). So here's the plug:
"NINTEN.com - it's a nuff wicked Ninty community for all the lonely dorks out there looking for a new (eh... temporary) home."
From the maker of PDark.com - NINTEN.com: help my overdraft grow by using my server's bandwidth! -Jake
The Chimp: I was all ready to spitefully refrain from posting your link, but it turns out that your site isn't half-bad. Goddamn it.
Curses! Foiled again! Fine then. Be that non-porn-loving way. Wait...what am I worried about? I'm sure that everyone here has got their own little sites to go to now and then. So I guess my mischief making here is done. Onto something else.
So...does anybody got any inside info on when the full-fledged Nintendorks site might be up? -Cap'n Smite
The Chimp: No idea. But they've got the main site URL passworded at the moment, so I guess we can assume that they're workin' on it. Unless it's all just a ruse to get our hopes up... which I unfortunately wouldn't doubt.
How many of yesterday's DRCs were sent by mizar? Something smells...comunistic! -OmniLink
The Chimp: *takes off red sash* Why, whatever are you talking about?
I shall smite all who imposter me
*smites self* -Jesus Christ
The Chimp: Well that was refreshingly blunt.
The Chimp: There was a time when I would've been proud of you. But alas, the homeless have taken over far too much of our country already. Why, I've been known to eliminate at least a dozen as I walk to class. Which beggs the question, Rev - why did you kill only one? Save one working man from death and leave another dozen to die when they could've been saved, and you are no hero. Kill one homeless man and leave hundreds more to wander the streets, hungry for human FLESH, and I call you a coward.
Please Ignore Me -Aero God
The Chimp: That's more like it.
Yet another Story of My escapades at work. This gawky red head kid came up to the counter, flashed a grin (Two Missing Front Teeth) and said in a voice that made me think a drunken, menatlly retarded garfield, said, "Do you have X-box?" I calmly said, no, not until november. He said "Okey Dokey" and then exclaimed, "Is that a PSone Monitor, can I see that?" I said, sure let me go get the key from my manager. Then I went out back and took my break. -ZeoGold
The Chimp: I bet his skeleton is still there, waiting for you to come back. Waiting, and weeping. Softly.
Hey! I heard my old pal Jesus has been hangin' around these parts. I thought I to would stop by and catch you up on my latest projects.
1. I figured out a way for my ol' pal George to swindle most of you out of that tax refund we, er.. he promised you.
2. My pals and I over At Macrosoft have just about completed the first stage of the X-Box Takeover: Project Hype. Stay Tuned for stage two: Project Anal Rape
See you 'round homos, er.. homies. -Satan
The Chimp: Hmm. A DRC from the prince of darkness. Imagine that.
Okay,IpromiseIwillgetmykeyboardfixedsoon. -JesusChrist
The Chimp: Gah, I've grown tired of you. Satan? I believe it's time for you to take out the trash.
WHOOPIE!!! Im Revomak, la la la la la!!!! *dies* -Revomak
The Chimp: 10-4, dead buddy.
Tell that Jesus Fricking Christ to fix his keyboard. -Aero God
The Chimp: Oh, don't worry about that. He's dead now.
Today, I predict this will be my last DRC........and Revomak is gay. -Miss Cleo
The Chimp: Goddamnit, Cleo, the picture wasn't on top of the dresser like you said it was! What kind of crap have you been feeding me!
Thank you, kind sir/madam! You have truly made my day! Woohoo! Click an item in the index to return to the main page. -http://www.oocities.org/unofficialvibe/drcs/index.html
The Chimp: ...is it just me, or did the "Thanks" page just send in a DRC?
Say hey, if we have Mizar Mondays, WDIIA Wednesday, and Survivor Sunday, lets have Goat Fucking Fridays, Titty Twisting Tuesday, Topless Thursday, and Slutty Saturday! Hooray, today is Titty Twisting Tuesday!!!
*twists Boris' titty* -Aero God
The Chimp: Hmm... poor fella seems to have transferred his sexual frustration onto Borris now. Have fun, PM.
You aren't the only one questioning el gordita's sanity, Mizar. Since you, the person answering this DRC, are NOT Mizar, to you I instead say: Touch Nintendo! -Jai Deliete
The Chimp: Ah Jai, you delightful little ragamuffin.
I had a plumbing problem and Mario just fixed it with his snake. -Princess Peach
The Chimp: Now that's what I call a more mature Mario.
Mario just fixed my pipes cuz I had some cloggage, he is a great plumber. -Bill Gates
The Chimp: Yeesh. That little guy sure gets around.
Hey BlazeScallion spelt my name wrong. It's Leg Leg Arm Head XO. BlazeScallion forgot the XO. I hate it when people get it wrong. I shall now Send the love by clicking on this button-- -Leg Leg Arm Head XO
The Chimp: What the hell does your name mean anyways?
I promise that September 5ths DRC will have TONS of Soul Calibur and Samus Aran hentai! -Aero God
The Chimp: ...is that a threat?
Say what you will, say what you mean
I need a map of your head, translated into English so I can learn to not make you frown. Feel better if you'd vent. Put your frustrations into four-letter words, and let them out on mine, the most weathered ears in town.
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