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DRCs for Friday, September 7, 2001
Its the Indian's fault these are late.
    why doesn't the Yoshi Race work? -hylien007
Morts2005: I don't know.

    I'd just like to point out that i wasn't even boycotting Boris' DRC's. I just wasn't around to send one in. And for the last time, a hands-free cartwheel is possible. It's more of a sideways flip than anything else. It's called an aerial. -hylien007
Morts2005: I saw a chic do that once. They seem to like that kinda thing.

    WHERE ARE THE DRCs! nee? -techsquee
Morts2005: They're right here, STUPID COW. Actually, they would've been up earlier, but something came up. Then by the time it was over my family dragged me to the stupid Cleveland Indians game.

    Don't let Aero God insult me again. It's bad for my self esteem... -Survivor
Morts2005: My mind doesn't even process anything Aero God says anymore. Its not worth the effort.

    Pixy Stix:

    Flavored Sugar. -The Ingredient Guy
Morts2005: Ingredient Guy! I remember you from Nintendorks of yore!

    Holy shite! I won the Vibe! I'm going to DISNEYLAND to fly on the DUMBO RIDE!

    In conclusion, GOOD Vibe entries always tell a story. And no stealing it without asking first, WDIIA. Then you can steal it. -Jai Deliete
Morts2005: Yeah, congrats.

    We lost tonight. We would've won if the other team didn't have more runs than us. -Cleveland Indians
Morts2005: You could've at least gotten out faster so I could go home. And 10-7, damn you *insert pitcher's name here*.

    Go to bed. -Your Mom
Morts2005: I intend to, just lemme update the DRCs.
    To answer a question no one will care about: The writes of the screenplay for Mario Brothers: The Movie (or whatever) were the infamous Parker Bennet and Terry Runte, as well as one Ed Solomon. The first two are totaly unknowns, they were and always will be. The third is the guy who did some work on Men in Black and Charlies Angels. I bet he just fixed up the Mario script though, he seems to have somewhat of an idea what he is doing since he has made other movies since then. I cant say the same for the other two. Good research, no? -Goober
Mort2005: Go to bed.

    Who made YOU guys the leader of all that is DRC's?! And Nintendorks for that matter... Glad someone around here is doing it though. So, thats good I guess. Maybe I will up and start my OWN fake Nintendorks site....just to smite you all. -Goober
Morts2005: It was WDIIA's idea. Bother him.
    actually i was being serious, i think bjork is awesome. though i wouldnt go as far as to say that im obsesed(it was an exaderation) i do enjoy her music very much, and i do think she is beautiful, such as all things are in thier own way. oh and i have a question. oh and i do have crazy magical powers, but they in no way contribute to, nor hinder, my musical taste. -Aphex freak
Morts2005: Who?

    There's a scary ghost in the bottom right hand corner of your web-site! What? It's gone??????? But I SAW it........?...!...%.... -meohmyohwhywewould
Morts2005: Stare at one point on the screen for a while, and once you start to go blind you'll see it again.

    How Dare You NDork Imposters Mock ReBoot! I am A Huge Fan of ReBoot and I'm not saying I'm a fat fan of reboot I'm merely saying I immensely enjoy the show. Reboot is a great show, now going into its forth season. Its one of the best shows I've watched since season 3 of Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers. -ZeoGold
Morts2005: Who?

    *masturbates to mental image of Sonar* -Revomak
Morts2005: Ewww....*leaves.*



"Socialist" Propaganda, by Morts2005

Cleveland Indians writing in, explicite masturbation, are you sure this was worth the wait?