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DRCs for Monday, September 10, 2001
Crappy music, messages from the site, wacky 404 errors, and more!
Will you be nice and make my name in bold pretty please? -Capn Nintendo
Mizar66: Sorry, we're all out of bold. Will some nice italics do?
Oh yeah and I saw thr Reboot movie in Omnivision it totally rocked. It
kicked everyone's ass. Including yours. Penis. -Capn Nintendo
Mizar66: I can't believe I stopped watching that show. But when Megabyte was killed, I figured it was the end... Hey, wit a minute, why was the VIRUS called megabyte? And why did the user winning games destroy large parts of the computer? Madness!
Hey Mizar66, since you're not working on BIG N-65 anymore, mind if I
archive it on my site? -Avolin
Mizar66: Um... okay... *backs away slowly*
Are you chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool? -Will Smith
Mizar66: Why, yes I am, how kind of you to ask.
What? They're not blue? No! They're a darkish turquoise! BWAHAHAHA!!! -The Unofficial DRCs
Mizar66: More DRCs from the site! I think the page is haunted...
The Pope: Out, foul demons!
Mizar66: Aw, screw this, I need the ghostbusters!
You Have Reached The End of The Internet. Please hit the BACK button. -404
Mizar66: *presses back button* Hey! This is the beginning! But then... Where did the middle go? NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Can I Have The Hare's job? -ZeoGold
Mizar66: No, we're planning to get hylien for that job. Hahahahaha-ha!
You can't trick me, that link to sunday's drc's really leads to friday,
but using my incredible 'net skills, I hacked my way to the real drc's -ZeoVI
Mizar66: It's Survivor's fault! I can't believe we haven't fired him yet...
(to music)
Gimme some of that
ROBBOOTTT lovin',
yeah, some of that
ROBBOOTTT lovin',
I need more of that
ROBBOOTTT lovin',
To get me through the night
*bows* -Sonar
Mizar66: Someone left the cake out in the rain. And I don't think I can take it! Because it took so long to bake it! And I'll never have that recipe AGAAAAAAAAAIN!!! OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Woah! Someone mislinked Survivor Sunday. It's all goot though as I had
the sense to change the 7 to the 9. . .
Anywho, mayhaps a few good DRCs will come your way next Sunday, but don't fret,
your DRCs yesterday will always be remembered as the second usage of hidden text
(samn you Boris!).
So Mizar, how's the weather? -Revomak
Mizar66: A bit cloudy. In fact, I think it might rain...
...Oh, Jesus, the cake!
Why do the Unofficial DRC's suck? Believe it or not, I won't even
mention the lack of porn links. I think Survivor mentioned it in his closing
statement yesterday, when he said that whomever replaces the Hare had better not
be a tough act to follow. After years of reading DRC's done by the one and only
Brandon DeHart, I really don't think that the 'Dorks are taking to this new
breed of Comments as well as you had hoped. I think everyone here would agree
that Brandon is indeed one hell of an act to follow, right?
*hears crickets chirping*
Hey, I know you're out there. I can hear you leaving! At any rate, methinks
that people are just expecting to find more than you can offer from the UDRC's. -Cap'n Smite
Mizar66: Well jeez ,we don't exactly have VAST STORES of material, okay? We can only be as funny as the DRCs we answer! We're not the problem! YOU'RE THE PROBLEM!!! *storms out of house*
Mizar tell Boris that Aero God's a commie! -Cap'n Nintendo
Mizar66: Boris thinks everyone's a commie. But I'll be sure to tell him that this time he's right.
Parting Words, by Mizar66
Don't even get me started on the muskrat love, Sonar. Around here, I'M the king of crappy music! Mainly, because I have Dave Barry's BOOK OF BAD SONGS!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!
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