Comedy in the midst of tragedy.
Today, through a sinister act of terrorism, several airplanes were hijacked and smashed into the World Trade Center, destroying it completely and killing thousands. Another plane was crashed into the Pentagon. Such a severe act of destruction hasn't been seen since the likes of Pearl Harbor, and the nation is in a state of shock. I know that several Nintendorks have lost friends and relatives as a result of this catastrophe, and I give them my deepest sympathies.
And as for the bastards responsible for this, you should know better than to fuck with the United States. Once you are identified, you will pay. My god, will you pay.
Anyways, on with the DRCs.
Once their was a little form with one button that read "Send the love". This button was furious, because it was stuck right down at the bottom edge of the page, without the any white cushioning or even a bit of cellpadding.
Over time this unfortunate button became very depressed. He wanted to kill Mizar66, and asked one DRC writer, seemingly at random, to hear out his plight.
This DRCer said "Okay, Mr. input button, I will hack into the site and give you a better location". And while he was at it, the DRCer posted some other random pics all over the Unofficial DRC page, just to show off. He was then banned from the sight forever, not only because of the hack-in, but because his DRC was too long, and used incorrect contraction's such as "contraction's". -ME
The Chimp: Good thing such an evil DRCer can only be found in fairy tales. Right guys?
...right?
*runs*
The Chimp: It hurts me that the DRC format requires me to placate your scheme. You win this round, masked stranger...
Greetings, all. It has come to my attention that some of our readers are unsatisfied with the quality of our DRC answering abilities. To this I ask, how thoroughly have you analyzed the socio-political ramifications of what that implies? We simply wish to fill a heaving gap left in our lives due to the absence of the true Nintendorks, those who invested their own time and money to bring you good, quality, Nintendo entertainment. We realize that they're quite a tough act to follow, however we do not try to replace them. Merely commemorate them in their time of leave. I apoligize for my own lack of humor and wit, but as Mizar said, we can only be as good as the few DRCs we get. I didn't see any of you putting in effort to do something like this(except for Jai). On that note, keep in mind that I welcome your constructive criticism, though those who are the harbinger of nothing but insults, I have no respect for you.
Finally, to Brandon DeHart, if you're out there, can I get a Hell Yeah?!
...IN A STEEL CAGE! -Morts2005
The Chimp: It's all a matter of remembering the Nintendorks spirit. The cynicism, the wit, the unabashed penis. And the total LACK of the word "samn". *glares at staff*
Christ, I get dumped on a lot in the DRCs, man. I'm through being the nintendorks ~lite~ whipping boy! I hereby pass that title on to the new guy ~slaps hylien~ ~unless it isn't hylien, in which case, slaps new guy~ -Survivor
The Chimp: Maybe your problem stems from the fact that you keep slapping hylien's ass. You randy little tart, you.
I have no shame, so its ok to admit my fault in sending the DRC to the Vibe. Thats what we call a "bad vibe"!
*crickets*
See, and I took THAT from someone yesterday. Talk about unoriginal. And trite. You can only have so much trite. -Goober
The Chimp: You want wit? Watch this.
*clears throat*
You're givin me... bad vibes here.
Wait, that was the same thing you said. Goddamn it.
I want to see if you post two of my comments in a row. If so, I commend you. I think one of the reasons the DRC's are being nagged over is that there is no content to comment on, so I will reintroduce comments about the game industry on Nintendorks.
....I got nothing. DK64 sucks. Thats about all I can think of. Ummm...I will just start some arguing then.
JET FORCE GEMINI AND BLAST CORPS as well as...ummm...GOLDENEYE and Mario64 all SUCK. They are for sissy little girls. The only good game was Chameleon Twist. I mean if they made a Gyromite64 then things would have been different. Let the quarelling ensue. -Goober
Space Ghost: You're bringin' me down, man!
The Chimp: You got it.
Don't Hate Because I'm Beautiful, Hate me because I'm annoying. -ZeoGold
The Chimp: I just slept with your mother.
Systematically destroying a NDorks tradition, one day at a time. -Saturday, September 1, 2001
The Chimp: Don't you think we've recieved enough DRCs from the site itself? Bah, what the hell.
Why, we just got a DRC from the DRC submission page! Amazing!
I'm Bob Saget, Yes I'm the real Saget, all you other bob saget's are just f*cking f*****s. Would the real bob saget please stand up, please stand up -Bob Saget
The Chimp: Why Mr Sagat, you sure to have quite the potty mouth. Probably comes from sucking dick for coke.
I was browsing my work's library of n64 games and came across a title I've never heard of before, wtf is Scout 64? -Zeo
The Chimp: Sounds like some variety of phantom game to me. Mayhaps it's a working title for some game that was renamed during the development cycle. The question is, what's your work's "library of games"? Is this an actual game that you can physically play? Why does your work have a library of games? Come back with some more complete information and maybe you'll get a more complete answer. In the mean time...
*masturbates violently*
Hahahahaha! Mizar made a joke that only I will get! Hahahahaha!
*masturbates* -Revomak
The Chimp: I think that's more than enough masturbation for one edition of the DRCs.
Pshaw. Hylien. You got Revomak and whatnot. . . anywho. . .
Rupert!
Rupert Murdock!
King of the Wild Frontier!
Rupert!
Rupert Murdock!
Oh he has some mighty fine hair.
*bows* -Sonar
The Chimp: See, this is why you aren't answering the DRCs.
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Ouch! -Revomak is proud of writing a joke that only Boris will get in response to the joke only I would get by Mizar
The Chimp: If only we got enough DRCs that I could delete a few...
Wow! Now that I work here my 10 drcs a day will probably start to get weird. Oh well, you win some, you lose some.
*masturbates violently to picture of Revomak kept on my desk right next to the Yanni shrine* -hylien007
The Chimp: Son of a... I said ENOUGH masturbation! What's with you people!
*zips up*
Hahaha, right before I was gonna go to bed I decided to check around for good robot sites. I typed in RobotsRUs.com and got a real estate site. I looked around for a clue as to what the domain had to do with their business, and finding none, wrote them an e-mail explaining my situation. Hmmm. . . come to think of it, the e-mail wasn't shocked or dismayed enough. Someone should fix that with another e-mail from a completely unrelated person. -Revomak
The Chimp: You've just stumbled upon a massive conspiracy, my friend. This "Tholen Hill Team" is obviously just a front for some variety of robot master-race that's planning on enslaving our planet. And with your e-mail, you've given yourself away! Run while you still can! We are Tholen Hill. We cannot be resisted. Bow before our might.
The Chimp: Who are you to decide what sucks? Do you have some sort of electrified sucking machine that can tell what sucks and does not suck? If so, you should check the calibration on that thing. You've probably got your mom stuck in it.
...alright, I admit. That sucked.
Parting Words, by The Chimp
Q: What do you get when you cross a zombie with a raven?
A: A very dead bird.