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DRCs for Friday, September 14, 2001
Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian rock-paper-scissors champion.
Well, here's a short update today. If you don't like 'em short, then you should advertise for us more.
as much as i hate to admit, Jai's theory of RPS is wrong. there is no
way a piece of paper can destroy a superman 64 cartidge. the only version of RPS
that would make sence is superman, kryptonite, pneumatic drill. let me explain:
superman can beat a pneumatic drill, but superman can only be beaten by
kryptonite, but kryptonite can be destroyed by a pneumatic drill. so the game
shall from now be known as superman, kryptonite, pneumatic drill.
another problem solved. bring on the next one. -el gordita azul grande del búho
Morts2005: But if Superman can beat the pneumatic drill, and kryptonite can beat Superman, how is the pneumatic drill strong enough to beat the kryptonite?
I believe that rock would beat paper for the second and more plausible
reason you gave.
The paper used in this game, of course is not regular paper but rather the
aluminum-foil reinforced paper like the kind found in Hot Cocoa wrappers.
Extremely strong to direct force like that of a rock yet still week to cutting
action like that provided by scissors.
A mournful ballad to demonstrate:
Oh rock, why have you deserted me
Now in my time of need?
Oh rock, why did you let that flimsy paper
Hold you down and away from victory?
Why could you not have sharpened yourself?
And do as the scissor does.
Cutting through the paper
That now holds you down.
But you have failed me
And I have lost the game.
Lost.
Vanquished by my mortal enemy
That I was youre you could defeat.
I feel shame.
I feel anger.
Because of you.
Because of your failure.
For that I should cast you aside.
For that I should forget you
Like a lover of long ago.
For that I should desert thee.
And yet. . .
I love you still.
Oooooooh-Ooooooooh
Oooooooh-Ooooooooh
*dramatic pause*
Oooooooooooooooooh
Your version works too, though. -Sonar
Morts2005: Revomak, you've got to much time on your hands.
Today I had that problem. In our philosophy club it is my job to put down a
QOTD. It is humorous and always not true (last week we were concentrating on
democracy and whatnot and someone was supposed to do a little research on Thomas
Paine, but forgot, so to make the day relevant to Thomas Paine the quote was:
My foot hurts like a beyatch.
-Thomas Paine)
but I couldn't think of anything to say really, so I broke a rule and used a
non-humorous and real quote.
I haven't even thought about the Vibe entry yet, so don't worry too much, Jai.
*masturbates for inspiration* -Revomak
Morts2005: *Averts his eyes.* I think Jai likes me now. I've been sending JMs.
I donated my gold to charity. -Zeo
Morts2005: I think they need blood more.
Changing the hand symbols is not hard. The Superman cartridge is exactly
like a rock. (meant to resemble a trud) And Rick the accountant is an upside
down scissors. And you can make him walk by moving your fingers. It's fun. -Cap'n Nintendo
Morts2005: *tries it* It is disturbingly fun.
you might want to edit the date on Boris' DRC's. It says that it's
Tuesday's edition. -hylien007
Morts2005: I don't know what you're talking about.
I like cheese. -hylien007
Morts2005: As do I.
Isn't it weird to see our main page actually have some substance to it? -Prime Minister Boris Stoke of the Gophers
Morts2005: Very...
Parting Words, by Morts2005
I like cheese.
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