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DRCs for Saturday, September 15, 2001
Saturday's DRC's are back! Bigger and Better than ever! Well, bigger anyways.
Just thought I'd point out the idea of "Superman, Kyrponite, pneumatic drill" replacing "Rock, paper, scissors" is ludicrous. You can't even call it "RPS" anymore, let alone try and make up decent hand motions for it. Also, Cap'n Nintendo's ideas for the new hand motions to RPS were spot-on for what I had envisioned. w00t!
-Jai Deliete
hylien007: I know. It'd be KPS. I actually sent that in but then I realized that I was answering them today, so I swiftly deleted it.
Hey! I'm alive god dammit, pay attention to me!
-Fred Savage
hylien007: We know you're alive, it's just that you haven't been able to act since you hit puberty.
Advance wars ownz me
-Zeo
hylien007: I wish I had money. I played my friend's copy the other day, and I want it sooo much. You will mail me a copy of Advance Wars...
Everyone should support my cause. I need to find my brother. Barry Burton must still be alive. All I know is that he went into that mansion with some S.T.A.R.S. members in 1996. I haven't heard from him since. If you have any information please let me know.
-Paul Burton
hylien007: I feel for your loss, but get back in the video game where you belong!
Are you sure you're doing this right?
-Prime Minister Boris Stoke of the Gophers
hylien007: Not at all, but at least I'm not a commie!
What, what is this?
-Barry Burton
hylien007: Your brother's been looking for you. Now would you two stop venturing out into the real world and stay in your damn video game?! Maybe then you wouldn't lose each other...
How goes your personal war with paper cuts?
-Gregory Foster
hylien007: Personal War with paper cuts? Whatever are you talking about? You wouldn't be implying that it was my idea to phase paper out of RPS would you? SECURITY!
Good luck on your first DRCs Hylien. After eating Double Stuff Oreos I can never go back to regular again... Cheese Ninjas are cool. Party hat! I have a bi-penis. DEAR GOD NO THE CAT's EATING TAPE AGAIN!
-Cap'n Nintendo
hylien007: In theory I got enought DRC's today to delete this. But I wanted to let everyone who's complaining about the quality of our responses see the quality of DRC's we get. How can you expect a witty response to this? I don't even know what the hell he's talking about!
I got knife-scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
-Jesus Christ
hylien007: Wow. The son of god himself has one knife-scar. I had no idea.
Guess who got to play Gamecube?
I just finished sleeping, before tha tI had a 14 hour Gamecube binge with my
brethen and other people i have never seen in my life.
Super Monkey Ball-
I like this game very much, Although I didnt get to play single player at all.
Its various multiplayer modes are more fun then a game full of ball riding
monkeys. It even rivals SSB and Goldeneye in terms of multiplayer greatness. And
a good portion of it is in English, so even if your understanding of Japanese is
bad you can still navigate through most of the menus.
Waverace: Bluestorm
-Fun.....if you like racing. The graphics are great but I dont think the race
aspect can hold me long, its not my bag. Luckily there are a good number of
unlockables I want to see. Trick mode is the BEST. Trying to pull of insane
tricks only to fail in a dismal crash. Though spilling out and landing in the
water is fun......the water must feel very sexy against the guys body. I want to
be in the sexy water!:)
Luigi Mansion
-What can I say? Its pretty gay actually. I hate the concept. Shine your
flashlight on a ghost until he dies then suck him up with the vacuum, going
through a mansion searching for Mario. And its like that for the whole game! Or
so I think, we played for an hour or two then we couldnt stands no more....I
want to kill myself. Hopefully something better will happen, like some new
stuff, because this game flat out smells of repetative shit. I hope to god it
gets different, they say this game is 20 hours long. If its 20 hours of sucking
up ghosts going from room to room......Ohh god.......Take me Jesus, take me now.
This hands-on DRC brought to you by the letter N, and a monkey with a shotgun!;)
-Aero God
hylien007: A DRC from Aero God that's not about goats. Amazing. Thanks for the impressions, and I too hope they do something with Luigi's Mansion. It looks incredibly repetative. Also, I hate you for having played Gamecube.
Wow...you know what just hit me? The UDRCs are the first editions of the DRCs I've ever seen being done on weekends. God, I'm slow...
-Cap'n Smite
hylien007: Yes you are. We do them on weekends because we love you. And because we have nothing better to do with our lives.
RE for Gamecube looks like the shiz(in the good way). I've only RE I've ever played is RE2, and that made me thirst for the others. All six of them shall be mine....
-Morts2005
hylien007: I hate RE. The camera and controls are horrible, and the gameplay was never that great. You mindlessly run around killing zombies. But this is good for Nintendo.
I think I am too late for the RPS talks. But, just so everyone knows, I am the king at RPS. My friend is wierded out all the time because if we have to pick someone to do something (at work, whatver) I always say "how about some RPS?!" and he always backs down, because I always win. There is a skill to it, its more than people say it is really. You can tell with people if they go for Rock, or Paper...or even Scissors. Tricking them is the way to go...
I had the link for the official RPS league (also known as the League of Folk
With Way Too Much Free Time), but I forgot where it is. If I remember, I will
let you know.
Rock.
-Goober
hylien007: Paper! You lose! That makes me the new king! Booyah!
I am Revomak. We are one and the same.
-Sonar
hylien007: Intereresting news. I had no idea... Though I bet Revomak would deny it...
Is hylien answering these? If so, I'd like to say yello!
If not, then it's Survie most likely, so yello!
And why does everyone keep confusing me with Sonar? It makes no sense. Revomak
- - Sonar. Revomak - Sonar. There's almost no similarity. . .
-Revomak
hylien007: You see? I told you he'd deny it. I'm some kind of freaky psychic or something. My next prediction: Revomak will not win the Vibe... Sorry Rev. I just call 'em as I see 'em
My First Parting Words, by Fisher Price hylien007
If I deleted your DRC (I actually got enough to delete a few) I either didn't like it, or couldn't think of a good response. Most likely the latter. So don't complain!
See you next week! (when hopefully, I'll be funnier.)
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