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DRCs for Monday, September 17, 2001
Someone's lazy ass didn't show up to work today...
    Aw crap! There was something wring with the Luigi's Mansion review! The "Thoughts so far" part was chopped up to hell! Gaaaaaah.

    Anyways, here's what it was SUPPOSED to say.

    example of this is the first 'boss', who is the giant ghost of a baby who tries to dispatch you with floating wooden rocking horses, in a scene, which owes more to David Lynch than Nintendo. As I said, this isn't a review, so I'll leave it there for now. All I can say is, for those who have a GameCube arriving next week; you have a treat in store..."

    Ka-freakin-boom. -The Chimp
Brandön: Ahahahahahahahahaha!
    You're a bad guy, where's your library card? -Jesus Christ
Brandön: You are nothing.
    Fool! I ate Kazooie. She was delicious. *touches Travis Woodside* -John Cusack
Brandön: Who's Travis Woodside?
    Hick-yuk! I think I lost Kazooie. One minute she was a drinkin the keg then the next she was having sex with John Cusack then she was gone forever. -Banjo
Brandön: Kids, this is why drugs are bad.
    Okay, I Walked into this bar and these two guys were having gay sex. Then I look around and I see that all these guys having sex which each other. Then I realize........Im in a gay bar. I immediatly search the area for Revomak and Travis Woodside, but they are absent. I decide to leak the lizard and when I got into the Bisexual bathroom sure enough Revomak and Travis Woodside are in the bathroom engaging in hot man sex. PENIS!!!! -The Amazing Rama-dama-ding-dong!!
Brandön: Hahahahahahaha.
    My Mommy and I sent that drc on saturday. Then we read the message board and found out the truth. Now I'm jerkin' up a storm tee-hee! -Little Timmy
Brandön: Wow, that's great. Everyone should send in a DRC for Survivor's next edition, because he's the coolest guy ever, and a great lay to boot!
    Methinks Mizar Monday's MIA. Maybe... -Cap'n Smite
Brandön: Ahahaha...~sigh~..heeheehermmm, alliteration, hehee...
    Its 9:11 PM (EST) do you know where your DRC's are? -Nation Foundation for DRC's
Brandön: ...IN A STEEL CAGE!...IN MY PANTS!!!
    What is the sound of one hand masturbating? -AnonymouseX
Brandön: The sound of music.

I can't wait till the real Ninten.. I mean we come back...

Ahahahahahahah ~points at the staff of nintendorks ~lite~~ YOU ARE NOTHING! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!