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DRCs for Thursday, September 20, 2001
Try not to step on the foreigner...
To The Chimp: It is entirely worth working in the college cafeteria for the GC. Especially if they have good food that they let you have for free. I work in my high school cafeteria, which gets me credits, free food, and I get paid. It's also an alright job.
-hylien007
PMBorisStoke: That's all swell and good, but I want to read comments that revolve around me.
So, where are my monkeys? -WDIIA
PMBorisStoke: What on earth would you want with monkeys? Gophers are far better at hunting down smurfs.
Hey, there's a UDRC archive now! -Cap'n Smite
PMBorisStoke: I must always leave it to my arch-nemesis to tell me something I already know.
Its a sad day when all those multiple names I sent DRC's in as all get posted...the odds of that happening on the real DRC's was slim to none, if you got posted at ALL. Shed a tear for the DRC's.
-Sad Day Notifier
PMBorisStoke: A mistake that won't be made twice...as you can plainly see. You are the Communist of the day.
You cant get STD's or communism if its "official"?! So I all have to do is say "I am officially screwing this Cuban person, who is dirty" and you are all good? Nice to know....
-*Belwilderman*
PMBorisStoke: It's STDs not STD's.
So . . . you like cup coasters?
-Prime Minister Boris Stoke of the Gophers
PMBorisStoke: Indubitably!
After the attacks that took place in NYC, Washington, and Pennsylvania last week, there has been one thing about it all that I've found to be truly disheartening. While the loss of lives was a VERY big tragedy (the likes of which I hope beyond hope that the world NEVER sees again), I just think it is very sad that it took such a terrible act to unite Americans as one. It shouldn't take the deaths of nearly 5,000 people to make us all get along with one another.
Sorry. But that's been on my mind ever since last Tuesday and I just had to get
it off of my chest.
-Cap'n Smite
PMBorisStoke: I want to agree with you, but I can't because you're my arch-nemesis.
J'aime avoir le sexe avec des chèvres et des singes. Je suis ennuyant comme enfer. Je porte un béret
-Aero- Dios
PMBorisStoke: Why don't you have a period at the end?
It's time for the fun game of FIRE A RANDOM STAFF MEMBER!!! Behold, for I shall randomly toss a shuriken at the firing wheel!
Well, there you have it! Survivor, your name seems to be incredibly ironic!
-Mizar66
PMBorisStoke: Ouch.
I just found out that Prodigy and Stereo MC's have been slotted to play the Jubilee Tour (Jane's Addiction, Live, and Femi Kuti were already scheduled)! The show will be spanktacular! How many days till the 16th? -Survivor
PMBorisStoke: I think wondering when the 16th is is the least of your problems according to that pie graph above.
I had completely forgotten about the UDRC's for almost a week, will you ever forgive me...and help me take off my pants?
-Omni Link
PMBorisStoke: I forgive you, but there is no way I'm going to help you take of your pants. You're the one that lost your arms, you deal with it.
You can call me Susan if it makes you happy. -Bullet Tooth Tony
PMBorisStoke: First give me a reason to even recognize your existence, then I'll call you whatever I want.
That poll gave me an idea. You should
have a small chart on the right sidebar or something that lists the UDRC
answerers, and the days of the week they correspond to. That way, hopefully
we'll all stop calling WDIIA "Mizar66" and PMBorisStoke "That Dirty Communist".
Or something. In other news, the Graphic_V on the JMs was more real than your
fake imposter Brandon. Mmm. I can smell toast! Dangit, I'm hungry now. And
no, the "idea" I had in this UDRC's opening statements has nothing at all to do
with the picture the word "idea" is linked to. Just in case you wondered.
-Jai Deliete
PMBorisStoke: I like that idea. I would also like to point out that no one said the guest answerer was supposed to be an imposter Brandon. He had two dots above the O! TWO!
Hey Have Y'all Checked Out My Geography Topic At The MB? -Zeo Gold
PMBorisStoke: Yes. Yes I have. I suggest everyone do so. The idea of a nice wonderful map is just too spine-tingling to ignore.
HAHAHAH, see what happens when I stop sending in DRCs for a few days, you start sucking.
PHONIES!!!
-Aero God
PMBorisStoke: Well, at least I can destroy any chance you had at being a guest answerer.
WAHH! FIDEL CASTRO is a boss in Luigi Mansion!! Sorta. My friend and I finished it last night.
It turned out to be a pretty good game. I wont give too much away. Unless you
want me to. I can spill it all, most of it at least, I wasnt there for every
minute if it.
And when in the hell are you going to update the Vibe, I think I have a good
chance of winning this time!:)
-Aero God
PMBorisStoke: First you insult us, then you create need for me to edit your post because you've ruined a surprise of the game for me and would've for everyone else if I didn't edit it. You're the hippy of the day.
Third time's a charm...
Wait a minute!!! I would like to officially go on the record as stating I had
NOTHING to do with The Hare's assassination! Sure, I may have dressed him up
like me after I found out that Timothy Dalton was in my area, but that's all. I
swear!
Blame Timothy Dalton. He's one of the worst Bonds, anyway. Pierce Brosnan
(sp?) could kick his ass in a heartbeat.
-Cap'n Smite
PMBorisStoke: If you insult one Bond you insult the rest. Just like an arch-nemesis to stur up trouble.
Taking Action, by PMBorisStoke
::targets Aero God's chances at being a guest UDRC answerer::
::opens fire::
::Aero God's chances explode::
::watches as crowd cheers::
::smirks::
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