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DRCs for Friday, September 21, 2001
Hmm...
I got in a fight with my mom last night. I'm on the verge of getting my internet "priveleges" revoked until I move out. So if I disappear suddenly, that's your explanation. Or maybe murder.
    Im naming my new pet hamster after you guys, his name is "Surzarimp Stoklienorts". Do you like? Its spiffy. -Super Mario
Morts2005: *drinks heavily*
    Cripes! So far I'm the only one voting for me one the new poll! *Cries* -WDIIA
Morts2005: Hylien and I agreed not to vote for ourselves, because it doesn't seem right. I bet he caves though when he starts to lose.
    So whats this about the Uvibe/drcs and faketendorks moving? Geocities start sucking it up then eh? Sadly, alternatives can be hard to find. Half the time, there always seems to be catch to "Free webspace". -(name removed due to socio-political ramifications)
Morts2005: The move isn't official yet. Keep comin' to the Geocities site until we decide otherwise.
    Don't know if WDIIA's name is really chris, but I wasn't refering to him as Satan. I was talking about chris the lovemonkey.

    And update the Vibe, dammit, I wanna know who wins. We all know it's gonna come down to me, Revomak, and Jai. -Amazing CAP
Morts2005: The Vibe should be around mighty soon. You guys will definetly love the entries. I sure do...
    Wow, you have pretty ultimate power dontcha, Boris. Nice one cutting off some of my multiDRCs. By the way: nice new graphic on the man page, with the Cube and all. I feel proud that I was called a communist by Boris. Personally, I dont think its communism that is bad, its good in theory. In actuality, its a bunch of "communist" dictators that rule with an iron fist. No "for the people" with that. So, I would have been shot in the McArthy (sp?) era essentially. -Goober
Morts2005: Thats true, considering its not really communism if there's a dictator...


...Die bloody commie!
    I've typed the word masturbate about 6 times today, do I have a problem? -OmniLink
Morts2005: Yes.
    Guess what my hobby is -masturbating mark
Morts2005: OHH! OHH! Call on me! *raises hand, waits.* ...TAP DANCING!
    will I go blind if I masturbate too much? -little billy
Morts2005: Depends on where you aim.
    Well, conisidering that my gun has Desert Eagle, .50 written down the side, and REPLICA is written down the side of yours, I think you should recognize my existence. -Bullet Tooth Tony
Morts2005: Zuh?
    *cheers as chances of Aero God being a guest UDRC answerer explode* *cheers while masturbating* -OmniLink
Morts2005: Oh, you youngin's with your multi-tasking...
    So uh... I'm fired? Why? That graph thing was totally rigged... -Survivor
Morts2005: I'm pretty sure you're not really fired.
    What's that damn thing on Mario's back in Mario Sunshine? -Vibe Number 3
Morts2005: Its a water canon.
    Nintendorks is on vacation. -Kind of.
Morts2005: *Checks IP.*
    You Nintendorks Really Suck Monkey ass (And not in a good way). I'm contemplating leaving the lot of you to rot in front of your lame ass computers, or on your beds with your gbas shobed up your bums. See Ya Later Suckers! -Aero God
Morts2005: Bye.
    Dear God, if this is the first set of Unofficial DRCs, WHAT'S NEXT??? -Wednesday, August 22, 2001
Morts2005: The second set. DUH.
    I found a cool book at the toy store where I work. Its the promotional campaign for nintendo's next system. It was loaded with info about GCN and GBA, nothing we all didn't know already, but it was nince to see it in print with color pictures. Plus, looking through it was a good was to waste time. Oddly enough, there is no X-Box Promo... -ZeoGold
Morts2005: Thats spiffy.
    Im......soo........soo......sor.....Sorry! *cries* -Aero God
Morts2005: Well its about damn time!

ITS A CONSPIRACY!, by Morts2005

Alright folks, look at the first entry signed "Aero God". The two DRCs above it, and the two below it(including ZeoGold's) all had the same IP address. Intresting? The last DRC, also signed "Aero God" had a different IP than the other five mentioned? Does Aero God have two computers? Was someone impersonating Aero God while he was impersonating ZeoGold? Was ZeoGold impersonating Aero God? The world may never know...

Until next time folks!