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DRCs for The Day Of The Sun, September 23, 2001
Run! Good god, run and don't look back!
If you were a bong, would you smoke yourself?
I sure would...
So, how's things?
-Aero God -Revomak
Survivor: Confusing.
I think my career started it's downward spiral when I punched that guy in the 70's -Adam West
Survivor: I think your career started it's downward spiral when your demographic got to the age where they realized you're not cool, and you got canceled before they reached the age when they realized nostalgia is cool.
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I want to help out my buddy Survivor, so for tonight Im going to need the help of all the kids in the audience. I need all the little boys and girls out there to ask their moms and dads for money and send it in to Nintendorks ~Lite~
OR SURVIVOR DIES!!!!!!!!! -Tom Hanks
Survivor: Yeah, cause if I died, who would do all the crazy shit that makes everyone mad at this site?
Survivor? I though you was dead? Dammit!! -Aero God
Survivor: Every comment between the lines I made came from the same ip.
Do you guys have any hot interns for me to fondle and rape maliciously? -Bill Clinton
Survivor: Ummmmmmmmm, ~hands over hylien~
I want to know why all you wonderful Americans arnt having sex? Survivor? Why are not you having sex? You could be having sex right now. Travis Woodside is even engaging in the glorious sexual intercourse, albiet with a gopher, he still enjoys it.
Stop this non-sense and go have sex. -Jesus Christ
Survivor: I am having sex, and if I really wanted to be mean, I'd say it was with your wife.
For the low low price of $50 I can make your DRCs better then hylien007's. Hows aboot it.
Okay great, now I mgoing to send in a shload of DRCs, for you to analyze and
apply your wit upon.
READY. SET. GO.............. -Aero God
Survivor: Hey thanks.
Heheheheh, Shload. Its funny because its suppose to be shit load.
AHAHAHAHAH *diez* -The Family Guy
Survivor: HaHA! Now who's dead?!
I know many people may question the quality of my DRCs. But really. Who amongst us can really say they have never slept with a drunken goat in the middle of a busy highway? Really. Who? -Aero God
Survivor: Don't ask me, man ~shakes head~
kaze ga yoseta kotoba ni
oyoida kokoro
kumo ga hakobu ashita ni
hazunda koe
tsuki ga yureru kagami ni
furueta kokoro
hoshi ga nagare koboreta
yawarakai namida
suteki da ne
futari te wo tori aruketa nara
ikitai yo
kimi no machi ie ude no naka
sono mune
karada azuke
yoi ni magire
yumemiru
kaze ha tomari kotoba ha
yasashii maboroshi
kumo ha yabure ashita ha
tooku no koe
tsuki ga nijimu kagami wo
nagareta kokoro
hoshi ga yurete koboreta
kakusenai namida
suteki da ne
futari te wo tori aruketa nara
ikitai yo
kimi no machi ie ude no naka
sono kao
sotto furete
asa ni tokeru
yumemiru -Mysterious Gonoreric Goat Fucking Fiend
Survivor: Konichiwa?
OHHHHH BOY, Survivor.......you are so ho tman. Lets have sex!!!!! -Brock
Survivor: ~resists urge to tell wife joke~
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Shatterin' fast I'm Glass I'm Glass
I'll be by the pool.
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