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DRCs for No one looks up hereday, September 30, 2001
Drugs are good bad.
The Devils lost
Damn, and it was the last pre-season game, too. But, they have a guy named Gok on the team now, and I'm convinced he's their secret weapon...
Interesting...I was at the new location for this site when I sent in my UDRC yesterday, and yet it came to the old location for the site. What the hell is up with that? Freaky voodoo internet tricks? And if so, can you teach me this unholy magic? -Cap'n Smite
Survivor: We have a new location?
What is the strangest thing you've ever found whilst cleaning out your belly-button? -ZeoGold
Survivor: You, son.
Are you guys aware that, for whatever reason, there IS NO POLL ANYWHERE. And if I am wrong, WHERE IS IT. You keep saying to "vote for whomever" and I just dont freaking see a damned poll.
And you guys cant leave with the return of the real Dorks, because, if you do,
well...they never update anything, so you guys are better in that respect. You
guys are the best bunch of fakers I have ever seen. -Goober
Survivor: The poll is on the main page just below all the menus. Please vote for me, they're already threatening to get rid of me. And regardless of whether I stay or go, nintendorks ~lite~ will be around for quite a while, I think.
"Oh Thag," she cried. "why must you do this to me?"
"Because, my darling," he replied. "you broke my toaster, and now you must pay."
*Thag readies crotchbat*
"See you in hell, damned goat!"
*Goat is beaten with crotchbat, as nude woman looks on.* -Morts2005
Survivor: That's a good one. Here's how my dream went:
"Wow, Survivor, you sure kicked that bad guy's ass!", said Marsha.
"Yeah dude, and you did it all while catching some totally mad air on your surfboard", added Tommy.
~survivor beams, and one of those little glinty shiny things goes of on his teeth~
~wakes up and falls out of bed, confused~
Well that was quick.
I wish I was a hobo so I could have one of those bandana on a stick things.
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