Think Twice, Think Thrice
Black leather velvet, thick layered mascara, her name is Lindsay
Probably not the spice girl you're looking for, but what will you say?
Sweet typical honey pie, lil' southern Oklahomian in the house
Think twice before showing your tricks cos she isn't your spouse
Her sexy sashay makes your knees weak but she wouldn't tell your wife
Plants a lipstick mark or two way before your work finishes at five
Her stiletto heels will make sure you can't walk for the rest of your life
She's bringing all you boys down, just beware your manhood might shrink in size
(You can try) To get her by doing the cotton eye joe dance with her
(You can try) To trigger your revolver but you'll never get to shoot
(You can try) To take her out for a dinner and enjoy your poisoned spaghetti
(Don't you dare) To make a move on her cos she will leave you with human gravy
Before you cheat on this small town girl just because she can't read the map
Think twice (think twice) cos what you see isn't what you're gonna get
You can be king of the mountain but this is as far as you can get
Before eight o' clock tonight make sure your balls are still intact
Think thrice (think thrice) cos we're about to launch an attack
You can be the boss and have your say, let's see how far you'll get
Blue high heels, pink nightgown and a killer smile her name is Elice
She's going after someone else cos your handcuff's out and release
Nightmare after another, she's the girl of every boys' dreams
Ain't not an easy target so think twice before you bust your seams
Her sweet voice hypnotises you to a wonderland you'd never wanted to go
Killing you softly with her tenderness and letting your blood flow
Carries a whip around so she could teach you lecherous creatures' a lesson
One your mama hasn't taught you about the power of women
(You can try) To get her by inviting her to a party with intentions
(You can try) To outsmart her but you'll need more than a bible and two encyclopedias
(You can try) To take her out for a spin but you might need four spare tyres
(Don't you dare) To make a move on her cos she isn't ready to be nice
Before you cheat on this small town girl just because she can't read the map
Think twice (think twice) cos what you see isn't what you're gonna get
You can be king of the mountain but this is as far as you can get
Before eight o' clock tonight make sure your balls are still intact
Think thrice (think thrice) cos we're about to launch an attack
You can be the boss and have your say, let's see how far you'll get
Don't let her beauty induce your capacity of potency, take care of your wife
She isn't worth your time but if you insists then we mighta make your life
Don't be a tool and believe she's gonna make a good mother with her callous desire
One thing you might wanna take note that your Mustang would've been on fire
Before you cheat on this small town girl just because she can't read the map
Think twice (think twice) cos what you see isn't what you're gonna get
You can be king of the mountain but this is as far as you can get
Before eight o' clock tonight make sure your balls are still intact
Think thrice (think thrice) cos we're about to launch an attack
You can be the boss and have your say, let's see how far you'll get
Before you cheat on this small town girl just because she can't read the map
Think twice (think twice) cos what you see isn't what you're gonna get
You can be king of the mountain but this is as far as you can get
Before eight o' clock tonight make sure your balls are still intact
Think thrice (think thrice) cos we're about to launch an attack
You can be the boss and have your say, let's see how far you'll get
Think twice baby, yeah think thrice Think twice honey just think twice
Think twice baby, yeah think thrice Think twice honey just think twice
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