This song is gonna be explicit and there might be some name drops not worth a listen
But as the Emblaze wannabe Boyzone sings you're gonna love this for a reason!
Polka dots dresses is a must-wear and even our lingerie matches its place and touch
Coming from a reality TV show really means we're singing over a personal vouch
Swinging sixties maybe our niche but it turns into a cliche over the next Sunday
Its hard for people to take us seriously cos Amy Winehouse is in our way
Wake me up in the month of sweet December as we're about to cause a controversy
They're making exceptions for groups to enter so we're gonna be a little gutsy
Week passes by as we sing songs of the past and not making much of a history
The winner takes it all as we grab the trophy and a deal from a music laboratory
So everyone was shocked that the underdogs of a future pop-churning machine won
But we proved on further as the album recorded was quite a league in its run
We didn't write a song just to impress old folks and teenboppers down the street
Still NME tells the truth and even got Jo Whiley's rusty giant tap leak
It may not seemed as though we're as talented as what the papers write
The fact is that
life is a popstar isn't just moaning into a mic-
Polka dots dresses is a must-wear and even our lingerie matches its place and touch
Coming from a reality TV show really means we're singing over a personal vouch
Swinging sixties maybe our niche but it turns into a cliche over the next Sunday
Its hard for people to take us seriously cos Amy Winehouse is in our way
It took us a while to absorb the fact that we sold a couple of records and awards
Pressure is on as we have to find a solution because we didn't want this to flop
Sick of writing sugary pop tunes so we decided that we had enough of it being coated
We had this new attitude so everyone runs in different directions bigoted
Scarlett's gonna be in tomorrow's front page of Daily Star about an affair
But the music is what it really matters so why would the neighbours care?
Polka dots dresses is a must-wear and even our lingerie matches its place and touch
Coming from a reality TV show really means we're singing over a personal vouch
Swinging sixties maybe our niche but it turns into a cliche over the next Sunday
Its hard for people to take us seriously cos Amy Winehouse is in our way
Making headlines and meeting deadlines are a part of our routines and schedules
Breaking into America is a happy hope to many as their records shift a few
We're plucking off Donna Summer's fitch and pitch into this record of ours
For Christ's sake we're only making a living so please show us a little bowels
We're back again but this time we're ditching the new rave and what's in the wave
Let's appear on the Carl Reeves show if Elite is gonna give us a higher pay
We're back again but this time we had a bit of edge and its hard to resist
Unless you are Alexis and you're never find what's good about August fifth
We're back again but there wouldn't be Marilyn Monroe in her Polly Pocket
So we had this new attitude and hope you think its the newest fadz
We're back again but this time not with the Buffi's stamp of approval
Heard she was busy digging her own grave to welcome our revival
I know you're dying but you'll be OK, but where the hell did you go?!
Polka dots dresses is a must-wear and even our lingerie matches its place and touch
Coming from a reality TV show really means we're singing over a personal vouch
Swinging sixties maybe our niche but it turns into a cliche over the next Sunday
Its hard for people to take us seriously cos Amy Winehouse is in our way
Making headlines and meeting deadlines are a part of our routines and schedules
Breaking into America is a happy hope to many as their records shift a few
We're plucking off Donna Summer's fitch and pitch into this record of ours
For Christ's sake we're only making a living so please show us a little bowels
Let's all not get pissed if your name wasn't mention
This song is long enough to get us an early pension!
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