Should I feel sorry for myself cos I'm sober and my gaydar's not working?
Crack me a booze and wash myself away from the shore if its not tiding
On the very first sight I thought he could the man I always wanted in my life
He plays for his soccer team and I was his cheerleader from nine to five
I could smell his manly's sweat from a distance away and it got me wet thinkin'
How could would it be he's got on mine when we're in it for baby-in-makin'
He asked me for a date so without a thought I took up his innocent offer
Its a sad shocker when it only turns out to be an awfully ugly disaster
At first I thought he was a metrosexual who loves himself more than the mirror
It all turn out to be wrong when he told me purple is his favourite colour
Why would all good men turn out to be gay and straight ones bunch of twats
God could answer if only he didn't pixels the fences on fairy suds
Thought I found my Mister Right til' I found out he likes to take it from the back
Medicure, pedicure and shoppin' for clothes its his only cure from break ups
Man of my dreams, the guy I always wanted turn out that he takes it from the back
He walks with a swagger and sing to Cyndi Lauper even when he's in the bath tub
His got the personality of a chameleon only that he changes colour every hour
And on that hour he's out with me we could only talk about boys and bummers
Its sad to think of how cute he is but he turns out to be a big pansy
Should've known from the day he wore that pair of hideous pink panties
Thought I found my Mister Right til' I found out he likes to take it from the back
Medicure, pedicure and shoppin' for clothes its his only cure from break ups
Man of my dreams, the guy I always wanted turn out that he takes it from the back
He walks with a swagger and sing to Cyndi Lauper even when he's in the bath tub
Thought I found the perfect man until he told me he likes to take it from the back
Shove his tongue down anywhere other than what we call a fresh fanny
He's got the perfect physique and charisma its a pity he takes it from the back
So I ended up only to be his hag at the very best, oh my what an irony
Should've known that he wasn't meant to be mine, should've put it in my mind
Should've taken a step back when he ask me to get his numbers should've strayed
Should've known those sunglasses doesn't make him lesser gay, should've made it clear
Should've taken another target right from the start, should've let it go
Oh dear, what have I done?
Thought I found my Mister Right til' I found out he likes to take it from the back
Medicure, pedicure and shoppin' for clothes its his only cure from break ups
Man of my dreams, the guy I always wanted turn out that he takes it from the back
He walks with a swagger and sing to Cyndi Lauper even when he's in the bath tub
Thought I found the perfect man until he told me he likes to take it from the back
Shove his tongue down anywhere other than what we call a fresh fanny
He's got the perfect physique and charisma its a pity he takes it from the back
So I ended up only to be his hag at the very best, oh my what an irony
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