Everyone wants to look good in the new D.V.B jeans and triumph bras
Its hard when you can't close the zipper and straps snaps in vast
Short curls, long rebonds wouldn't help cause the face doesn't change
Finding a proper wear for the class reunion could be much of a pain
A pair of Jimmy Choos would have look damn fine if the heels doesn't break
Even Adidas doesn't make you feel comfy because elephant's feet doesn't fit
Black tubes, blue denim skirts would be ideal if it doesn't look a turkey wrap
Even a Goldheart choker looks like a dog collar fitted with a gap
Its not just an emotional binge for those who fell out of love
Double chins got the red neck woman sleep walking in circles
They're telling us big girls rock but we can't fit into the size six dress
Atkins, general motor and green tea extracts could only make you a mess
We were told that big girls rock but we can't slit through the bedroom door
Seems like everyone wants to be skinny so numbers of aneroxic gets more
Its despairing to see how supermodels get to wear them all, lookin' fine
Even if they're pregnant they could have their boobs and boots in line
Perfect shape of a woman would make men go gaga but fat girls don't
Why do god try to make it fair even if we didn't take the loan?
The basic rules of eating right isn't for those who are over eating
Stick skinny could be the in thing if only we aren't all breathing
They're telling us big girls rock but we can't fit into the size six dress
Atkins, general motor and green tea extracts could only make you a mess
We were told that big girls rock but we can't slit through the bedroom door
Seems like everyone wants to be skinny so numbers of aneroxic gets more
They're telling us big girls rock but the buttons could all pop open
Eating air and drinking saliva could only deprive chances of getting men
We were told that big girls rock but the wedding ring doesn't fit
Beautiful bride could only comes off beautiful unless they're walking sticks
Eat, sleep, shit and thats what we big girls do, don't be jealous if you can't manage
Dig into the B&J's and don't poke a toothbrush into your mouth at the final stage
They're telling us big girls rock but we can't fit into the size six dress
Atkins, general motor and green tea extracts could only make you a mess
We were told that big girls rock but we can't slit through the bedroom door
Seems like everyone wants to be skinny so numbers of aneroxic gets more
They're telling us big girls rock but the buttons could all pop open
(Eat, sleep, shit and thats what we big girls do, don't be jealous if you can't manage)
Eating air and drinking saliva could only deprive chances of getting men
We were told that big girls rock but the wedding ring doesn't fit
(Dig into the B&J's and don't poke a toothbrush into your mouth at the final stage)
Beautiful bride could only comes off beautiful unless they're walking sticks
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