A Monday morning and the weather is cool
Dressed in uniform, don't wanna go to school
All I could think about was last Saturday
Struck by the disco fever in an exotic way
Brought me to the dance floor that night
Made me feel like Paula Abdul in white
Can't help but to feel much more relax
As you told me that you're my cassette
Ooh boy can I be your cassette player?
You can press me play for an answer
Just flip to A-side if you wanna know
Change to B-side only to watch me go
Ooh boy let me be your cassette player
Press me rewind and recite this prayer
"Sing to me you tiny little dancer"
Am I good enough for your calibre?
Wednesday has passed and I can't wait
Three more days til the next date
Can't decide what I should wear
Jimmy Choos I'm getting a pair
Wet my seat when I received your call
Was so excited that I roll on the floor
You can try but I wouldn't feel vex
Cos you told me that you're my cassette
Ooh boy can I be your cassette player?
You can press me play for an answer
Just flip to A-side if you wanna know
Change to B-side only to watch me go
Ooh boy let me be your cassette player
Press me rewind and recite this prayer
"Sing to me you tiny little dancer"
Am I good enough for your calibre?
Saturday and here comes the limo
Hopped into it like a young doe
We're like match-make in heaven
Even our watches says eleven
My stockings matches your black tie
Our undies matches cos I notice your fly
I knew pretty much you're paying my tax
As you told me that you're my cassette
Ooh boy can I be your cassette player?
You can press me play for an answer
Just flip to A-side if you wanna know
Change to B-side only to watch me go
Ooh boy let me be your cassette player
Press me rewind and recite this prayer
"Sing to me you tiny little dancer"
Am I good enough for your calibre?
[Repeat Chorus]
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