[Intro - Scarlett (spoken)]
Once upon a time there were three English girls
They just wanted to be famous around the world
Polka dots dresses and dirty dancin' was their thing
Radios were kind back in 2007 and they were queens
[Verse 01 - Scarlett]
Everyone are ready for another controversy?!
My name's Scarlett and I'm known for my blasphemy
Shaggin' the Outcast was just part of my job
That or I'll find myself working at Co-op
Leader of the gang as I am, I speak thee truth
Sometimes it hurts but what's a girl gotta do?
Potty mouth is a special trait mark that I gotta lose
Even though there's nothing I need to prove
[Chorus - ALL]
Baby we're about to cause a mayhem (mayhem!)
Hold your guns before I take you up the ramp
Baby we're about to cause a mayhem (mayhem!)
The song's about to explode so get ready to jam
[Verse 02 - Jamie]
O-M-GEE do you see what I see?
My hair's still blonde and I'm Jamie!
China was my best friend until World War Three
Even her whales started to ignore me
And then there was London who tries so hard
To be a Star like me but doesn't make the cut
I'm not Marilyn Monroe in a polly pocket
Cos I do know how to operate a six-pin socket
[Chorus - ALL]
Baby we're about to cause a mayhem (mayhem!)
Hold your guns before I take you up the ramp
Baby we're about to cause a mayhem (mayhem!)
The song's about to explode so get ready to jam
[Verse 03 - Emma]
So where do I go about this Sleazy musical?!
The name's Emma and I don't believe in love
Bet the two bitches must have piss Tracy off
To be fair if only she wasn't such a minger COUGH!
They need someone edgy and obviously thee fits the bill
Don't try to mess with thee, I'm always on the pill
Eat your heart out Wolfe, here comes the Fox
We're creating this new wave with this paradox
[Chorus - ALL]
Baby we're about to cause a mayhem (mayhem!)
Hold your guns before I take you up the ramp
Baby we're about to cause a mayhem (mayhem!)
The song's about to explode so get ready to jam
Baby we're about to cause a mayhem (mayhem!)
Hold your guns before I take you up the ramp
Baby we're about to cause a mayhem (mayhem!)
The song's about to explode so get ready to jam
[Outro - Scarlett (spoken)]
No controversies be controversy without bit of Sleaze
Thank you for listening to this load of gibs
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